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Okay, not a word about anything.
Five minutes ago she was in the circle of trust.
What just happened?
Caitlin's gonna have enough
cultural shock coming home without having to hear that
her mother has a completely new identity.
And definitely don't mention Josh.
I don't even know what's going on with you two.
Mm, things are weird now that he knows that I'm 40.
JLo's in her 40s, and everybody
in their right mind's trying to make it work with her.
'Cause she's JLo. You're as hot as JLo.
Well, you're as hot as Megan Fox.
Hon, let's never stop lying to each other, okay.
Hi! Hi, Caitlin!
Oh, I've missed you so much.
Ah, hi Hi, ggie.
Hi, give me a kiss. Wow...
Muah! - Someone needs a shower.
I got it. Mom, don't be so Western.
All right. This is how human beings smell.
Mom, I know it's only 9:00 a.m.,
but can we order pizza?
Seriously, I've been having erotic dreams about pizza.
Like, I'm about to kiss a boy
and then his tongue just turns into a slice.
Well, girl, you're back in the land of Seamless
where you can order the pizza and the boy.
Honey, will you sit down for a second?
I want to share something with you.
So while you've been in India,
I've been going through a bit of an identity issue.
Gay or transitioning?
What? Into a man?
No. Why would you go there?
Because you're tall, and Dad always said you had man hands.
When did he say that? I wouldn't care.
In India, they're known as hijras,
and they're very accepted.
They're even legally recognized as a third gender
on their passports, so.
Okay, that's good to know,
but that's not my issue.
What is it, then?
The issue is...
Yes. Yes, that's it. I love it.
I love it, and I just don't identify with New Jersey
the way that I used to.
Well, Mom, that's really nice,
but right now I need to sleep excessively.
Like, for a week.
All right, can you please deliver the pizza to my bedroom?
Wow, if she was okay with a sex change,
maybe this won't be such a big deal.
So I'm about to pitch a book at morning meeting.
And I need your opinion. - Sure.
It's a Tumblr that's being shopped around.
You got to tell me if you think I'm crazy.
What do you think?
Uh...so many things.
Oh, my God.
It's one of the most popular Tumblrs out there,
written by a woman who's a freelance writer at "Jezebel."
Oh... Excuse me.
How exactly is this a book?
It's pornographic Internet nonsense.
I mean, I wouldn't exactly classify oral sex as pornography
unless you're trying to throw us back
to the "Let's ban 'Lolita'" Era.
It's a list. It's not literature.
I agree, but it is a fun, silly book
that will sell
to a young audience, which is what we're after.
Liza? - Uh, yes.
I mean, it's like, uh, "Goodnight Moon" For adults...
With blowjobs. - Yes.
I'd at least like to see some more positive thoughts.
Oh, of course. Um...
Okay, that's a start.
You're not seriously entertaining this?
Well, it is entertaining,
but I'm not sure I can see it in the place
that J.D. Salinger once called home.
Oh, thank God.
Will I see you at the Bobby Flay meeting this afternoon?
He's shopping his new cookbook.
I think it's important you say hello.
Damn, I forgot to mention Bobby wanted
to move the meeting to his restaurant.
Um, can you make that dinner tonight?
Um...I will have to check my calendar.
Probably have to rearrange a bunch of things, but...
Mm-hmm. - Thank you.
Liza, get in here, and shut the door.
Is something wrong?
Charles just asked me to dinner.
Yes, at Bobby Flay's restaurant.
We're going to meet him about his new cookbook.
Oh, so it's a business dinner.
Are you suggesting I think it's something more?
Of course not.
I need you to download the menu and wine and cocktail list,
and make sure the barman knows how to make a dry negroni.
And call Davide at Barney's. He has my sizes.
I need something simple and stunning.
I'm gonna show him what a perfect power couple we can be.
Nice try in there.
I just don't think it's Empirical.
I don't think you realize how commercial this is.
Swing and a miss.
Just, uh, just keep looking for the next Bjornberg.
So a Brunello di Montalcino is aged at least four years,
where a Rosso di Montalcino is much younger and cheaper.
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