Hey! Missing all the scenery.
Well, according to the map,
there's a billabong about five miles ahead, so...
A what? A waterhole, Mom.
Yeah, it's the perfect camp site.
Next town's only another 50 miles away.
Oh, we could do that.
We could waste an hour driving
or spend the next 60 minutes fishing, swimming, barbecuing...
Oh! What did I tell you guys? Come on.
Paradise. How about that, huh?
Come on!
Cool.
Hey, little girl, is your daddy home?
Did he go and leave you all alone?
Mmm, I got a bad desire...
I'm on fire
What do you say we have a
little skinny dip after the kids go to bed?
You, me and the mosquitoes? How romantic!
I thought you were supposed to be collecting firewood.
Yeah, I just got a splinter. Oh, show me.
Just need a little Band-Aid.
That's nice, Mom.
You been into that first aid kit?
You touch the painkillers? Did you?
Just grabbed a Band-Aid.
I just grabbed a damn ban... What else?
Nothing else.
You're not to go into that first aid kit without me
or your mother present. You got it?
This whole damn vacation is for your benefit.
Don't you forget it. Well, how can I?
You raise it every five minutes.
Now, you got a problem,
miss the sooner you admit it,
the sooner you start to recover.
Can you just stop about that?
You wanna get back on the training track? Ask yourself.
I don't know.
You don't know? I don't know.
That's fine.
You can kiss Tokyo 2020 goodbye
and you can kiss my ass while you're at it!
Honey, what are you gonna do when you
really do need a painkiller? Shut up, Mom.
Just stay out of it.
Mom! Dad! Help!
Oh, my God! Ross!
Oh, my God!
Ross! Ross! Ross!
Americans, eh?
So, what brings you all the way down under?
We're in rehab. Or she is.
A vacation.
We've been promising ourselves a trip to the outback for years.
Yeah. God's country, mate.
That was a tasty burger, Mum.
What are them... What are them little green bits?
Fresh oregano. An herb.
Oregano, hey?
That wouldn't be from the US state of
I speak a bit of American, you know.
Ya talkin' to me?
So, uh, what's your line of work, sir?
Me? I shoot pests. You know, feral animals, ah,
pigs, donkeys, camels. Tourists.
Ah, what... what do you do for a crust?
Well, I'm a police officer. We both are. Omaha PD.
Police? Hey? Fair dinkum.
They... they call you pigs over there, don't they?
Not if they know what's good for 'em.
Yeah? Funny.
Me being a pig shooter and you being pigs.
Excuse me.
What's the matter, love, time of the month?
Can I get you another beer?
Ah, nah, I'm right, mate.
Why don't you tell me about that weapon of yours?
Yeah, which one?
This one?
Or...
..This one?
Now, that's a knife.
Too right it is.
Oh, God.
Is that necessary?
Just trying to kill the smell of him.
I know.
Are you OK, baby?
No.
No, I'm not OK.
Ross almost got eaten by a dinosaur.
I don't know how anyone out there's OK.
Your dad only wants what's best for you.
That's all he's ever wanted.
I'm not going back to the track.
Don't say something you're gonna regret.
Don't want to do it anymore, Mom.
Then what do you want to do?
I don't know.
Anything but that.
What have you got there?
Silverboy. A gift to Dad from the precinct.
Watch where you're pointing that, champion.
Could be a bullet up the spout you don't know about.
Put it back in the case, honey.
Well, this old rifle,
she ain't pretty,
but she can knock over a razorback, buffalo...
Croc. Yeah, yeah. Even a 20foot solely.
Knock one over with a single shot.
But you know what my weapon of choice is, son?
Bowie knife? Too right.
And you know why?
'Cause it can kill silently.
Never heard that comin', now, did ya?
Dad! There you go.
Dad! Dad!
What do... what do you want?
Daddy! Do you want money?
Roly! Oh, my God!
You know another thing I like about the Bowie?
Is it's got enough weight to throw.
Mom, no!
Never hurry with a lethal weapon in your hands, son.
It's like running with scissors.
It's a recipe for disaster.
Well, you can't say you didn't see it coming, eh, love?
You're in for a bit of a shock, aren't you, girlie?