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Orange Is the New Black S02E01
Part 1
Feb. 16, 2020, 9:30 a.m.
Chapman!
Chapman, let's go. Up, up, up.
What? I'm up.
On your feet.
I thought...
I thought that Foley was on duty tonight.
Is it breakfast already?
No, but if you're hungry,
you can lick yesterday's off the wall.
Nasty.
No, this...
this... this is art.
This is a yellow warbler drinking out of a daffodil.
She just cannot get enough.
I'm calling it Thirsty Bird.
It's almost done.
Smells like old Easter in here.
I hate cooked yolks.
Well, you won't be finishing...
Why? What's happening?
... or annoying the living crap out of me.
Stand up on your goddamn feet, inmate!
Do you need to pee?
I need to know what's going on.
If there was a hearing, I was entitled to be there.
Are you taking... am I going to Max?
Remember, I asked.
That warbler looks like the yellow Angry Bird.
Please...
is this about Pennsatucky?
Please.
What happened to her?
Where are we going?
Into this van.
Am I going back to camp?
Ask me more questions. Go ahead.
Shit, you couldn't warm this bitch up first?
Not a lot of warning on this one.
Please tell me where we're going.
Are we going back to camp?
Just a yes or a no.
A head nod?
What's up with the
Mila Kunis chick from New Year's?
Total psycho.
She texted me yesterday,
"How about we meet before 10:00 P.M. sometime."
With a period, not a question mark.
The fuck?
Ordering me around.
And she's got that Kunis face,
but she does not have that Kunis ass.
And you gotta have that Kunis ass
if you're gonna be tellin', not asking.
You got to have the ass.
Can't abide by demanding flat-ass poochies.
Poochies?
Can't say "Bitches" no more.
It's degrading.
Van nine, you're cleared to go.
- Processing out. - Processing out? Processing out?
Processing out of the SHU?
I'm digging the fresh shave.
No?
No. Then what am I processing out of?
Come around back.
What am I processing out of?
Good luck with it, Chapman.
Is that for me?
Okay, these things...
- These are really tight. - Yep.
I still have basic human rights.
You cannot put me on a mystery bus in the middle of the night
and not tell me where I'm going.
I demand to know where I am being taken!
Can't abide demanding poochies.
Get your flat ass on the bus.
Take a seat.
Inmate!
Cool it.
He's looking!
- So? - So we'll get in trouble.
No one's getting in trouble, Piper.
Last year, Marcy Klein broke her ankle.
She had to get pins in it or something.
Yeah, 'cause she tried to do a herkie on her way out.
Come on, we're all going to Ryan's after.
We're getting close. You guys ready?
Ew, he wears cologne. It's gross.
If my dad finds out, I'm totally getting grounded.
And if your dad doesn't find out,
maybe we'll be invited to Ryan's New Year's Eve party.
Maybe we won't go into next semester
being the same lame losers we are now.
I don't have to jump off a bus to prove I'm fun.
I'm fun.
I know that. Just...
no one else really does.
Come on.
Here we go.
Have a rad Christmas, Ralph!
Go!
I understand Nicole and Bojing,
but why didn't you jump?
I slowed to 5 miles an hour. It's tradition.
Unnecessary risk.
You're one of those.
My dad says I should have strength of character,
not be a lemming.
Hey, daddy's girl, get the door for me, will you?
Do you know where we're going?
Hoping for Mississippi.
What?
How can they not tell us where we're going?
This is so fucked!
Hush it!
Oh, I should've peed!
Excuse me.
Is there any way that we can stop for a bathroom?
Are we getting off?
Why do you keep thinking I know what the bus schedule is?
I don't know shit... same as you.
All the way to the back!
It's just that I gotta pee so badly.
They have to let us pee, right?
You think I should ask again? Should I ask...
They ain't gonna let you pee.
No one told you to wear a pee pad?
- A what? - A pee pad.
Two maxis stacked so they like a maxi-maxi.
Orange Is the New Black
Season 2
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