Friends from College
Season 2
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Friends from College S02E01
Part 1
July 19, 2020, 3:37 p.m.
Five, six, seven, eight.
- Oh, shit! - OK. It's all right, hon.
That was the third time you messed up that part.
It's fine. It's fine. It's just that's... so many.
You know, I'm a bad dancer.
Why do we have to turn our wedding into a talent show?
You know what? Forget it. Just forget it.
- What is going on with you? - I'm just--
- It's the engagement party. - Oh, this again?
I don't know why I invited all those people.
Ethan and Sam, and Lisa and Nick, and Marianne.
All together in the same place
for the first time since Sam's 40th.
I don't know what I was thinking. Why'd you let me do that?
- Me? - Yes!
You know you treat me like a prince, hon.
You indulge my every whim.
All of his straight married friends
were sleeping with each other.
It was very scandalous.
- Oh! Did you know? - I did not know!
Two words: epic shitshow. People did not like it.
So why would you invite them?
All right. You know what, hon, I just--
I don't want anyone to
ruin our engagement party with all their baggage.
Most of them still aren't even speaking to each other.
It's going to be fine.
They're your best friends for some reason.
You're right. You're right.
- They are really great people. - Well, I didn't say that,
but... they do love you.
They're going to be on their best behavior.
- Guys, you ready? - Yeah.
All right, let's take it from the top.
Five, six, seven, eight...
Five and six and seven and eight.
And go, two, three, four.
And go, six and seven and eight.
Two, three, four. Body roll! Body roll!
And hug. Three four.
Spin.
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
And spin.
Up, up, back, and up.
On her mind. On her mind.
And slide.
Yes.
- You ready? - Yes.
- Let's get this meeting going? - Yeah, man?
Let's hear what those marketing folks have to say.
I cannot wait for people to read Equestriana.
- You still like that for the title? - Yeah, yeah.
Equestriana?
You've already given us pure gold with your story.
Now we just want everybody to love it
- as much as we love it. - Yeah.
Thank you guys so much.
I'm very excited about getting Equestriana out into the world.
Uh, well, actually you bring up an interesting point here.
- I do? - We're finding through our internal research
that the title "Equestriana"
isn't quite resonating with our teen-girl audience.
Or our female audience.
Okay. Wha-- What about boys?
Boys don't read.
- Hm-mm. No. - No.
But we've been doing some testing and here we go.
Stop it.
Oh, my gosh.
- I know. I love this one. - That's just--
- You nailed it. - Thank you.
- "Boy Horse"? - Simple.
I'm sorry, I'm the only one that hears the problem?
- Boy Horse? - Boy Horse...
Boy Horse. I don't hear. Do you--
Boy Whores, Max.
- That's not the books. - We don't want that.
I'm sorry, um...
Why does he have the face of a child
and the body of a full-grown male?
And he's got treasure trail.
No, it's not a treasure trail. That's just a horse fur.
I'm pretty sure those are human pubes.
No, if those were pubes, they would be on the back two legs.
- Be leading to the back two legs. - Right.
- Where the d-- the penis is. - Right.
I don't know.
I think, you know,
the suggestion of a pube is not the worst thing.
- Not the worst thing. - It tests very highly.
We have numbers on that.
- Yeah. - You'd be surprised.
- On pubic hair? - Yeah.
- Yeah. - Absolutely.
You just got to let them do what they do.
All right? You're the writer, they're the sales team.
You write the book and they'll figure out how to sell it.
I-- I got the invite to your engagement party.
Yes. Yes, should be good times.
Should be really fun.
We invited Lisa.
Okay. Okay. Mm-hmm.
Uh... she has not RSVP'd yet.
She doesn't respond to my emails either.
So if you happen to hear from her,
ask her if we're still married.
No one's heard from her. Uh, I wouldn't take it personally.
It might be a little personal with me.
Yeah, I can see that.
Yeah.
Sam's coming.
Mm-hmm.
So, you know, she'll be there.
Cool. Looking forward to hanging.
So you know, just, um... don't fuck her.
At least not on my engagement party.
Whatever, again, I think, uh...
But... not at my thing.
I'll call you and we'll do something soon.
I'd love to, yeah. 'Cause, bro, I am-- -
I am open.
- I bet. - I'm open, you know.
Hey, babe. Oh, I got them. They look beautiful.
We should go and take a look at them.
Hey, man.
Chili's ready.
Where have you been?
Friends from College
Season 2
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