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You're a joker, man. What you going to do?
Watch this. Watch this.
I'm going to do a somersault. I'll do a somersault.
Which one do you want?
I don't know. You're scared, man.
What do you mean I'm scared? Man, I'm not scared.
- Just watch, just watch. - Be careful. Be careful.
- That's cheating. - Yeah, yeah.
Now the marinated meat should be ready to take out...
- Love you. - Of the fridge after a few hours.
The flavours will have cemented beautifully into that.
Make sure you bring your boil up really hot.
You want to really get that sizzling.
Thousands speaking out about sexual harassment
and of allegations of sex abuse.
I couldn't talk because you just keep on replaying it.
Did this really happen?
About 130,000 dollar payment to secure a non-disclosure agreement...
People enter into these agreements every single day.
If you sign a non-disclosure agreement
and you were sexually assaulted, what are your rights?
I know how close I came to losing it all.
You know no-one is ever going to believe you.
British Airways flight 512 has been delayed.
Wassup, man?
I missed you, man. You all right?
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Hey. How are you? - Hi.
Hey, Isaac, did you say goodbye?
- Goodbye. - He's fine.
Listen, Isaac's been absolutely amazing.
Honestly - cast, director,
everybody's just so impressed with him.
The producer says he's the best child actor
he's ever worked with.
- Thank you. - Thank you for giving us Isaac.
- See you. - Hold up. Wait up.
So you haven't told me how it went.
Yeah, it was fine.
No exciting stories?
Juicy Hollywood gossip?
I've been doing my bit with the teaser trailer,
you know, get the numbers up.
I've watched it on my phone, my laptop,
my work computer, your mum's laptop,
even Jess's laptop.
Oh, tune!
*I'm not the same as all the rest*
*You are the one and only*
*No place I'd rather be*
*You are the one and only*
*You can't take that away from me...*
I'll tell you, this was a big tune back in the day, man.
Oh, Dad just texted to say he's on his way.
- OK, could you put the cake on the table for me, please? - Yeah.
Hey. Are you sure you're OK?
Yeah, I'm just a bit tired, that's all.
- Sure? - I just wish you were there with me.
I've missed so much work already, you know.
I'll be there on the next one, yeah? I promise you.
Come on, superstar. Your mum will be excited to see you.
Mum? Jess?
Surprise!
My baby's home.
God, I've missed you so much.
Look what I've made.
Cheers, Mum.
Welcome home, big head.
- I've missed you. - Oh, sure you did.
Yeah, of course.
I had to do all the cleaning and washing up myself.
- Hey! What's going on? You all right? - Wait! Oi!
- Now... - God, here we go.
..Promise me, you won't
let this new-found fame go to your coconut.
- I promise. - Mm?
Honour your father, and your mother...
..and your grandmother, hey?
Especially with the rising gas and electricity bills.
- Hey, Mum! - Look, give me a few years
and you won't have to worry about any of that, I promise.
Amen!
Hi, this will be my superstar brother from another mother,
the same Papa.
Hey, give a little shout to my people, fam.
- Wagwan to the mandem. - Yes!
Welcome back. I missed you, bruv. Mr. Hollywood.
- Er... - Yeah, yeah. What'd you bring me, fam?
Er... I got a rubber from duty free if you want it.
Oh, cool. A rubber?
Yeah. Goes on the end of your pencil.
You're always looking out for man.
I'm going to go get a drink, yeah? Do you want anything?
- No, I'm cool. - All right. Cool.
Emmanuel, I want to show Isaac's trailer.
Yeah, give me a minute. Sam, you seen my laptop?
Yo, Isaac.
Just a minute.
In my school nativity, I played Mary.
In my grandson's nativity, he played Joseph.
Please, Mum, let them watch the trailer.
His nativity, he played a sheep.
No, I played shepherd number two,
the one that points out the star.
Best damn shepherd number two my primary had ever seen.
- Mum, the fridge isn't working. - Eh?
Nothing's cold. Everything in the freezer's melted.
Oh, my prince!
I always knew he was destined for greatness...
..from the moment I held him in my arms.
Mum, please let them hear the trailer!
Cuz...
..There's a guy outside asking for you.
Make this play again. Again, again.
Hey! What are you doing, man?
- Emmanuel Mensah? - Yeah.
I've been set by the council to recover payment
for some vehicle contraventions.
Yeah, I got this, man.
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