Cupcake & Dino: General Services
Season 1
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Cupcake & Dino: General Services S01E01
Part 1
May 10, 2021, 5:16 p.m.
Watch the fanny pack!
- Peetree! - Welcome to Goody Bag Groceries!
Aren't you embarrassed?
Singing and dancing like ballerinas?
Uh, should we be?
I would. But I'm a manly man.
Macho to the core. Look at these abs.
- Cool! - Now look at these abs.
- Creepy! - You like those? See these.
Thoroughly unsettling!
We don't usually sing and dance, Peetree.
- We're super macho too. - Yeah?
How many push-ups can you do?
Not less than it would
take to earn your respect, that's for sure.
I know macho, and you ain't it.
That's why I'm the most popular general services guy in Big City.
And you guys still live in
the basement of your uncle's grocery store.
Later.
So, more dance? Or...
Dino, I've found the answer to all our problems.
Oh, great! What are our problems?
We're not macho enough!
- We need to be more like Peetree! - Okay.
That's why we're gonna interview for this.
Just a bit too far for me to read.
Oh. "The Manly Men's Man Club is looking
for two stable hands to get their horses ready
for the horse show this Friday."
That's the most macho club in Big City.
If we impress those guys,
we'll get way better General Services gigs than we do now.
What's wrong with the gigs we get now?
We need to think bigger, Dino.
You wanna mow lawns forever, or plunge toilets?
- No way, unless you do. - Could I interject?
Ah, Hugo?!? How long have you been there?
Well, you said hi when you came in.
And you asked me to get crackers and cheese,
which I did. And you're eating those right now.
So I'd say 2 hours?
Anyway, I heard that Man Club is full of jerks.
Aw, that's just the macho dude vibe.
I probably give it out too, you know.
Hugo, see if you can get us an interview for those jobs!
They'll see you at 4.
What? I'm good at texting.
Okay, Dino, remember what I said about the interview.
Whenever possible, respond with short, hard, manly grunts.
Got it.
I totally got this.
Did either of you see what I'm assuming
was a small bird pecking this door with little force?
Mysterious. Well, what do you need?
You interrupted our steak tasting.
Cupcake and Dino: General Services here.
- General what? - General Services.
We'll do any job you need done, so you don't have to do it.
We understand you're looking for stable hands?
There's only one resumé that matters here.
And it's not printed on paper. It's printed on lip.
A naked lip is a baby's lip,
and we don't hire babies.
Manly men only!
Well, that was as Hugo advertised.
We're not done yet, Dino.
- What is this place, Cup? - Oh, just a place to get things
you can't get at the usual stores.
Like an infomercial.
Good day. I note your lips are
as bare as a baby's badonk.
What is your preference: those that stick, or those that clip?
We're thinking of something a little more permanent.
Yeah! I may have something for you.
Rub this on your lip and you shall note a change.
But be forewarned,
there is... a price.
$12 plus tax!
Oh, okay.
Cup! Wake up! Look!
That's technically a moustache!
It's technically a moustache!
Well, it's technically a moustache.
You're hired, I guess.
I mean...
This is the main hall where members sip steak,
chop wood and shake hands in an intense way.
But seeing as you're not members,
you'll be confined to the stables.
Horsies!
Chop chop!
We need these beauties ready for the horse show tomorrow.
Look at him, Cup!
So strong and sleek, but his hair is so soft.
And sleek. And I think you found a dancer!
No dancing. It's not manly!
Aw, come here, you.
Who does he remind me of?
I don't see whatever it is that you're seeing.
Like you.
The pony looks just like you, Baby Lips.
Peetree?! How did you get in here? You don't have a moustache?!
Don't I?
Insta-stache!
Hey, Cup, ready to comb more horses?
Look at that moustache!
It's glorious! But how?
I stayed up all night
applying cream and reading the club rule book.
And guess what, Dino?
I'm not only gonna work for that club,
I'm gonna rule it.
Bring out the Grand Chancellor!
Are you sure about this, Cup?
Maybe we should just go pet our horses.
I thought I told you the main hall is for club members only.
Well, here's my application.
I challenge you to a moustache strong-off!
Fine! And a moustache strong-off would be what, exactly?
It's a challenge to see who has the strongest moustache
and gets to be Grand Chancellor.
Hm, weird.
- Do I have a choice? - No.
Then I accept!
Not now...
- Gentlemen, any questions? - Uh, yeah.
The horse, is it gonna run,
Cupcake & Dino: General Services
Season 1
TV Series | Cupcake & Dino: General Services | Contents page