Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders
Season 1
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Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders S01E01
Part 1
Aug. 30, 2020, 11:59 a.m.
Over 68 million Americans leave the safety of our borders every year.
If danger strikes,
The FBI's international response team
is called into action.
How did we end up volunteering on this farm?
We should've just gone backpacking.
We signed up for 3 more weeks.
That's 3 too many.
We've only got another month before school starts.
I just don't wanna waste any more time.
You weren't like this before he got here.
Don't do that!
Don't make this about Jeff.
Why not? You did.
You cannot honestly say that this hellhole
is better than the last one we were on.
Shh! He can hear you.
Who, Benz?
He doesn't know what I'm saying.
That's another problem.
I mean, not a single word of English?
There are only five volunteers here.
I feel bad for him.
He watched me shower last night.
Ugh. You give him a good show?
I'm serious. It isn't funny.
If you were so freaked out about it,
why didn't you tell me?
You talking about perv the farmer?
Really? You told him?
I vote that we get outta here.
Bangkok's only an hour drive away.
We can hitch it, we'll walk it. Won't be that bad.
I told my mom we were staying here
and I don't wanna freak her out by leaving early.
I already emailed my parents about it.
They wired me money this morning, $1,500,
At a Western Union in Bangkok.
We'll still be in Thailand the whole time,
But we won't have to stay here. Okay?
Phayu...
Phayu means "Storm".
Remember, it's typhoon season?
What if one's coming?
It is. And places like this get flooded.
It's a couple days away, but, I'm not gonna stick around.
You shouldn't, either.
Sold.
She hates me.
No.
Maybe a little.
Don't worry.
Don't be mad.
I know that it was just gonna be us,
- but it's still gonna be fun. - That's not the point.
Okay. Then?
How do you know he's taking us to Bangkok?
He's lived all over Thailand for a year already.
He knows where he's going.
Girls get snatched overseas
because they're stupid enough to follow some guy.
Or stay on some farm with a Peeping Tom?
Sorry, but I like our chances out here.
Jeff?
Wh-where are you?
Where'd you go?
Told you he's a jerk.
Jeff, come on. This isn't cool.
He's just being an ass. Right?
This isn't funny! Jeff!
FBI! Drop your weapon!
Last warning! Drop it now!
You shouldn't have done that.
How about "You're welcome"?
Guy raised his gun.
We could've talked him down.
Jack, last time I checked,
words don't make you bulletproof.
It was a clean shot. You wanna review it?
Yeah.
Let's forget reviewing it.
How about we go for coffee?
Sure.
Oh, let me guess. Rain check?
Where you headed?
Thailand.
Most exotic place I've seen lately is Cleveland.
Have some Pad Thai for me.
Well, you're welcome to join us overseas anytime.
We'd love to have you.
Thanks, but I prefer the comforts of home.
Though, I wouldn't mind swapping jets with you,
Every once in a while.
Not a chance.
Double-time it.
Come on, boys. Come on.
What took you so long?
Says the girl who had a huge head start.
I think that's a new record for both of us.
It's Jack. I think we got a case.
Yeah, Thailand.
What, are you telepathic now?
Heart rate, phone calls, and texts.
You should really keep up.
Monty's really rubbing off on you.
Hey, just living in 2015.
Oh, look at that.
Finally updated your little flip phone.
It's highly functional.
Race you back.
Ladies first.
Beat ya.
No head start, this time.
Yeah.
Does that thing have its own zip code?
Listen, you're not lugging around car seats and strollers.
Well, wait till they start playing sports.
You'll have a whole basketball team
squeezed in there.
With murders and accidental deaths at a record high,
Thailand is quickly becoming one
of the deadliest destinations for tourists.
I remember those British backpackers
who were murdered there last summer.
Guess that didn't stop our victims from visiting.
Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders
Season 1
TV Series | Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders | Contents page