Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Season 5
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine S05E01
Part 1
Oct. 1, 2020, 12:19 p.m.
Just eating butter like a popsicle, huh, Boyle?
Yeah, I know, I'm spoiling myself,
but I'm depressed. Or have you forgotten that
Jake, my best friend, is in prison?
Wait, Jake's in prison? Yeah!
He and Rosa were framed for a bunch of bank robberies by Lieutenant Hawkins.
Oh, right. And where's Gina?
On maternity leave! We were all at her baby shower last week.
Okay.
And why am I bleeding?
I don't know, Hitchcock.
Oh, so you don't have all the answers.
I'm bleeding because my piece-of-crap
son-in-law bit me.
Look, we all miss Jake and Rosa,
which is why we have to keep working the case.
There has to be some way to exonerate them.
I've been looking, but I can't find anything
and I don't know what to do. "I can't find anything
and I don't know what to do":
title of your sex tape. What is happening right now
They caught Hawkins trying to flee the country.
She confessed to everything,
and they let me out. Oh, my God,
Jake, is it really you? Are you really here?
You know it, baby.
But first... I gotta hug my best friend.
Yeah. What?
Welcome back, Peralta.
I just heard from the mayor.
To apologize for what happened to you,
they're sending you to Disney World.
You and one male guest.
As long as I don't have to go on any of the scary rides.
I'd just go for the shows. Yeah!
Boyle, Boyle, Boyle!
Boyle Boyle Boyle
Boyle, Boyle, Boyle!
Boyle Boyle Boyle
Boyle!
Boyle
Were you dreaming about Jake again?
Why did you wake me up?!
I told you never to wake me up!
Wake up! Rise and shine!
Good morning, Caleb.
You woke up happy for once.
You're damn right I did. It's visiting day.
It's visiting day!
Happy visiting day.
Happy visiting day, Tommy. You excited for the family to come?
Tino, is Maria on her way?
Miguel, happy visiting day--
and he hung himself. Oh, my God.
Guard! Guard!
Hi, hey. Hi.
Oh, man, three weeks is way too long between visits.
I know, I'm so sorry.
It's been so hard to get down to South Carolina between
work and spending every free minute on your case.
All right, that's enough touching.
You used all the touching time, Amy.
I get 100% of the goodbye touching time.
100%. So, Charles, I gotta ask:
what's going on with your hair? Well, it turned white
from the stress, but I didn't want you to worry,
so I dyed it back to my normal color
with a splash of Batali. Do you like it?
So, how's my case going? Have you found anything on Hawkins?
I've been working it in here.
You know, when no one's watching.
In my cell. At night. In the dark.
I guess I've been mostly thinking about it.
We're tracking her 24/7.
You know, watching her men, combing her old files,
but she's done a great job at covering her tracks.
We will find something, babe.
I swear. Don't give up hope, okay?
How are they treating you? Are you safe?
Yeah, I'm in protective custody
because everyone in gen pop hates cops.
I'm not really sure why.
Something about us locking them in cages
and letting the world pass them by.
So, it sounds like you're isolated
and haven't had any chance to make new friends.
Well, my cellmate,Caleb, is okay.
Just remember he's in prison.
No matter how small the crime, people don't change
and don't deserve second chances.
Charles, relax. I'm not gonna replace you.
Trust me, all I've been thinking about
is when you guys are gonna get down here.
And now you are, and we can finally talk.
There's an incident in the yard.
We're going into lockdown.
Inmates, line up. No.
No, no, no, no, no.
I have 50 more minutes. I need this.
Back to your cells right now. No!
My touching time.
Sarge, Captain. Oh, you guys brought Hitchcock.
Uh, no, we just bumped into him in the lobby.
We don't know why he's here. Jenny, baby!
I love what prison's doing to your figure.
Okay. So, how's prison?
Nobody likes cops in here, so I had to earn their respect
by starting a bunch of riots. Got thrown in solitary for a week.
What's going on with your face?
I hate seeing you like this, so I'm flexing my eyes
real hard to keep from crying.
It's okay, we can still have a normal conversation.
So...how's the food?
Pay no attention to him, Rosa. He's very emotional, Rosa.
Why are you saying my first name?
Well, Rosa, I read an article in a medical journal
that said one destabilizing aspect
of incarceration is the constant dehumanization,
Rosa. You need to be reminded
that you're more than just a number, Rosa.
You are Rosa...Rosa.
Yup, that fixes prison.
Is there anything we can do to help you?
Anything you need done on the outside? No, I'm good.
It's not a problem. Rosa.
We're here for you. Rosa.
Whatever you need. Rosa.
Okay, I'll come up with a list.
The alarm went off before we could even talk.
Aw, that's too bad, bud.
But at least you have people that wanna come and visit you.
My family hasn't been to see my since my trial.
You eat nine people and all of the sudden
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