Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Season 7
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine S07E01
Part 1
April 2, 2020, 11:34 a.m.
Look, we all know Scully has the hardest head,
but what concerns me is the speed factor.
- Squad, listen up! - Not now, Terry.
We're having an argument about who would win in a fight
if we couldn't use our arms.
Everyone agrees, I'd bite the best.
Meaningless!
True strength comes from the pelvis, not the mouth.
There's been an assassination attempt!
What?
And you let us just sit around talking about Boyle's pelvis?
I didn't let you!
Councilman Bosworth was giving a speech at Garfield Plaza.
He was shot in the shoulder.
Now, he's in stable condition,
but the shooter's still at large!
We have to move!
We're locking down a ten-block radius around the scene.
No traffic in or out.
We think our man is still inside the area.
ESU is on-site.
I'll be leading the op from a mobile command center.
Santiago is running perimeter control.
Peralta, you're in charge of the manhunt for the shooter.
Oh, my God, it's a manhunt.
And I'm the Manhunter.
And I'm your sidekick, the Boyhunter.
- Come on, dude. - I'm gonna be on the news.
I'm gonna look straight into the camera and say,
"If the shooter is watching, I hope you like living
between St. Charles Place and Connecticut Ave."
- I don't get it. - It's from "Monopoly."
That's where jail is.
Whatever, it was a good line. Keep briefing!
Diaz, Santiago,
the Command Tent's on the northeast corner.
We need to work fast.
The mayor's only given us five hours
until the barricades are lifted.
Five hours?
Tell him the Manhunter only needs one.
Love that, but I'm gonna keep it at five.
It's already way too little time.
All right, I'm seeing security cameras.
I need all that footage.
I need forensics to run a full sweep of...
hey, what are all these civilians doing here?
Who's responsible for securing the area, who screwed this up?
Hi, I'm Officer Debbie Fogle.
I'm so sorry, my partner's on crowd control.
I don't know where he went.
It's his first week on the job,
so he's still learning the ropes.
All right, listen, Fogle.
We have a councilman in the hospital
and his shooter is still at large.
We don't have time for this incompetence.
I want your partner off the case, what's his name?
It's Raymond Holt.
It's Dad... I mean, Captain Holt!
I mean, Captain Dad.
I mean, Officer Holt.
I mean, Officer Dad.
Yep, that was it. Officer Dad, I found it.
Detective, i thought I saw a clue on the sidewalk.
I apologize for not properly securing the scene.
No need to apologize, I wasn't even that mad.
You said you wanted whoever messed up off the case.
It doesn't matter.
The point is, no one needs to get in trouble.
Look, you don't have to pity me
just because Madeline Wuntch demoted me for a year.
I've been stripped of my accomplishments
and lost the respect of everyone in my life...
including my dog.
Cheddar? No.
Yes! Now...
he only poops for Kevin.
Oh, sir.
We don't have time to take all this in,
there's a shooter on the loose!
Are you guys gonna be okay working together or not?
Of course we will,
I took an oath to protect this city
no matter what my rank.
I have no problem
with Detective Peralta being my commander.
And I have no problem commanding him.
Here, watch this.
Captain, will you please lock down North 3rd Street,
if that's okay with you, Captain?
It certainly is!
Impressed?
You said "please" and you called him "captain" twice.
Yeah, we don't have time for this, Lieutenant.
There's a shooter on the loose!
Traffic is shut down.
Civilians are being funneled into the checkpoints.
Good, just wish my guys over here
could be a little more efficient.
Yeah, I'm looking at you,
Detective Fuzzy Paws!
Is this Amy-hates-dogs-Amy or Amy-extra-stressed-Amy?
It's both Amys! I'm under a lot of pressure.
And also, that dog is a piece of trash!
Okay.
I can tell something else is going on,
you don't have to pretend to be mad at the dog.
First of all, I'm not pretending.
That dog sucks!
Also...
My period's late, I think I might be pregnant.
- Oh, damn. - I can't be pregnant!
Jake and I agreed to wait at least a year until we tried.
I haven't found an OB,
I'm not on any preschool waiting lists,
and I spent all of yesterday
in a room with Hitchcock and his new cologne,
which can't be good for the baby...
it is literally called
Zika!
Okay, relax,
You're probably not pregnant, it's entirely possible
Hitchcock's cologne disrupted your cycle.
Right, yes.
That is a very real possibility.
Santiago!
What's going on here? Is everything okay?
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