Hey, kids. You know what time it is?
It's birthday time!
It's your birthday and we want you to have fun
It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone
# It's your birthday #
# And we want you to have fun #
# It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone #
#Okay now, kids, clap your hands#
#like there's no tomorrow.#
# We welcome you to Willy's where everyone's your friend #
#That's right.#
# Here at Willy's Wonderland #
# The good times never end #
Carl!
# It's your birthday and we want you to have fun #
# It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone #
#Okay now, kids, clap your hands#
#like there's no tomorrow.#
# We welcome you to Willy's where everyone's your friend #
Ah.
Yeah, I tell everybody that attempts the 50,
there ain't shit out here,
but you gotta be prepared for anything.
A bunch of fun-loving kids stole the zigzag
out of the back of the sheriff's pickup a month ago.
Guess you found it for 'em.
You know what some folks consider funny?
Just ruin a man's whole damn day.
God's honest truth.
Now, where'd you say you're from?
Oh, you're one of those guys
that don't wanna look back, huh?
You're one where the past lives in the past, huh?
Yeah, I understand. No, I can't blame you.
I mean, we all got so much baggage.
I just say, move forward.
You're a rolling stone. Yup.
We had a car chase around here a while back.
Some boy got up to 150 miles an hour,
just launched it right off Tension's Peak, man.
It's like a superhero. It went fwoom!
Carnage was terrible. It was just... wow.
Oh, fuck me.
- Will you just stop it? - Open the door!
I'll open the damn door.
What the hell is wrong with you?
No! God damn it.
Hey Jed, what's up?
This old boy had the misfortune
of finding your zigzags out there.
I figured I'd bring 'em back to you.
- He all right? - Yeah, he'll be all right.
Tire's not, but he'll be fine.
He had this pretty Camaro right here.
Yes, yes, it was that ocean blue...
Jed, I'll come by and get 'em later.
All turning around, spinning out, everything.
He just slid right in there and then pop, pop...
I don't have time for this today, okay?
Yes, ma'am.
- Take this off me. - Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
There's not a chance in hell
I'm letting you out of this trailer tonight.
I hate you.
Oh, talk sweet to me all you want.
Get down. You know the drill. Get down.
- Get out of my way. - Come here.
What the hell are you doing?
- Wait. - I'll be back in the morning.
What... how the hell am I supposed to eat?
How am I supposed to take a piss?
There are chips is on the coffee table
and a bucket on the floor.
Try not to make a mess.
You're a bitch.
Oh, I love you too.
Hey, it's gonna be about $250 for the tow,
and we'll need all four tires replaced.
And there was something wrong with that chip, I think.
But I can fix it for about $1,000.
Yep.
No, cash only. Uh-uh, no. And in advance.
Yeah, I don't take no plastic credit cards.
Oh, that over there.
Yeah, we ain't got no internet in Hayesville.
Yeah, so all the ATMs, they just don't work.
Yeah, we were gonna get it, but they just didn't.
You ain't got the cash, huh?
Now ain't that a dilly of a pickle?
Hmm.
You willing to work it off?
Okay, then.
I think I've got somebody who can accommodate.
Hey, kid.
I got a guy for you.
You want god to laugh,
you tell him your plans.
Howdy there, partner.
My name is Tex, same as the state.
Got the handle Macadoo.
Welcome to Willy's Wonderland.
- Yeah, he don't talk much. - And I respect that.
I enjoy a man of few words.
Well, business is not what it used to be,
but I am fixing to reopen
and make Willy's better than ever.
Anyway, enough horseshit. Here's my offer.
You spend the night cleaning Willy's Wonderland
and I will pay to have your car fixed.
I go on in tomorrow, you come out of there,
and your ride will be ready for you right there.
Deal?
If not, I got places to be.
All right. All right.
Let's go inside.
Good luck, mister.
Watch your step.
Check this out.
#Hey kids, it's Willy the Weasel.#
#Welcome to my wonderland.#
#Come on down and meet the gang.#
#We've got Arty the Alligator, Siren Sara,#
#Cammy the Chameleon, Gus Gorilla,#
#Knighty Knight, Ozzie the Ostrich,#
#and Tito the Turtle.#
It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone
# It's your birthday and we want you to have fun #
# It's your birthday, so let's party, everyone #
We had some great times.
Kids laughing, smiling,