- Mmm! - Hey.
Hey, how come we never got together before?
Well, because I always had a boyfriend.
You still got one?
Would you still be my boyfriend if I ditched you at the prom?
Never happen.
- Watch it, your highness. - Let me drive.
- I wanna drive. - No, I don't think...
Let me drive. I got a better place for your hand.
Oh, yeah.
♪ You might think I'm crazy ♪
Inhale through your nose.
Exhale through your mouth.
Turn the wheel to the right.
Inhale through your nose.
Exhale, turn the wheel to the left.
Inhale through your nose.
Turn the wheel to the right.
Oh, very good. Okay, ready?
Oh, Irma hit it with her head!
Gimme five on that. Right here. Good job.
what color ribbon would you like today: Blue or peach?
- You got it? - All right.
Easy does it.
I wanna have my bath now.
You already had your bath, Diane.
- Stroke, huh? - That's what they told me.
- Thanks. - You're welcome.
I think we can remove his restraints now.
I know he deserves the same care as anyone else,
but we're really not set up to accommodate the state's overflow.
Hey, I just move 'em.
Carol!
Just, uh, sign here.
Would you please take Mr. Manning to 1♥1♥4♥?
Can you follow this?
How about a little squeeze?
Man, why'd they have you chained up like that?
- He's a felon. - Shh!
Ladies, you should know better than that. Go on.
There's plenty of time to visit later.
Go.
Not a lot of privacy around here,
but considering where you've been,
a little female attention might be nice.
Right. How 'bout a little music?
We got rock 'n' roll. We got jazz.
We got country. We got lots of country here.
How was work?
Okay.
Got a new guy in.
- Guess what he was? - What?
A bank robber.
Pretty good one too. Took them 30 years to catch him.
- The only reason they did was a blackout. - Why'd he black out?
He didn't black out.
Denver did. The whole city.
The emergency generator kicked in.
The vault shuts, and the next day when they open the vault...
Are the keys in the car?
- Yeah. - Okay. See you in the morning.
They found him in the vault.
Rise and shine.
It's another beautiful day in the Pacific Northwest,
and our Oregon forecast promises sunshine.
Honey?
Thank you.
Carol.
How 'bout it? You and me?
If my husband were alive, hah!
This looks pretty good.
Are you in there remembering it all,
or did everything just get erased?
What's his problem?
He had a stroke. What's your excuse?
Uh-oh.
Are you mad at me?
You're really gonna be mad at me?
You said you were gonna drive me to work.
Damn. Look at you.
You are so beautiful. You know how beautiful you are?
You always say that to me when I'm mad at you.
Beats fightin'.
So? Where were you?
Um... It was a work thing.
- Really? - Yeah.
Drinking with the boss, that's hard work.
But...
You're lookin' at a supervisor.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
- Day shift? - How did I know you were gonna ask that?
But it is 80 bucks raise...
and a full pension, benefits, the whole nine yards.
- Pension. - So you don't have to eat cat food when you get old.
Or wind up like this poor slob.
The sad thing is, he probably has loads of money somewhere.
He's the guy I told you about, the bank robber.
Hey, I'll get on the day shift soon, okay?
That would be nice. I could see you once in a while.
Congratulations. I'm happy about the promotion.
♪ You might think it's hysterical ♪
♪ I know when you're weak ♪
♪ You think you're in the movies ♪
- Now? - You can't do this here!
♪ But I think that you're wild ♪
♪ When you flash that fragile smile ♪
♪ You might think it's foolish ♪
♪ What you put me through ♪
- ♪ You might think ♪ - ♪ You might think I'm crazy ♪
- ♪ All I want ♪ - ♪ All I want is you ♪
♪ And it was hard ♪
♪ So hard to take ♪
♪ There's no escape ♪
♪ Without a scrape ♪
♪ But you kept it goin' till the sun fell down ♪
♪ You kept it goin'♪
♪ The seasons will fade but one thing rem... ♪
She can't just go changing the rules on us like that.
And I'll go to the union if I have to. She knows I will.
Help me lift her up.
Okay, up you go.
Ohh!
- No way can you fake a stroke. - He could.
Do you know what he did?
He started a company that sold security systems to banks.
- Yeah, so? - And then he robbed the banks.
I saw him. You know, this cole slaw's got more going on than he does.
Maybe you need a hobby or something.
Well, your strawberries, bananas and apples float,
and your prunes and peaches sink.
You just have to tell the floaters from the sinkers.
Kinda like men.
I got it, I got it. Okay.
I'll bet those prison doctors gave you a real going-over.
Sticking you with pins.
Whacking you with hammers.
Did they hurt you?
Obviously, they took the wrong approach.