Borrow money from me, you're expected to pay it back.
You pay it back, the collar stays on.
You don't pay it back, the collar comes off.
It's a simple set of rules.
Give us your arm! Still! Shut up!
We'll be back.
Come on, Danny boy.
I had a dream last night
I was sitting under those umbrellas
that they make out of palm leaves, you know?
And these beautiful golden skinned girls dressed in -
just, like, little grass skirts, the skin that they was born in.
And they came over, one after the other,
and they brought me a drink in a coconut.
And as they served me the drink, they brushed their tits across my face.
Cor, bloody hell...
Hey, boss, I think Georgie's getting a chubby.
You shut up, Lefty!
You're the one getting a fucking hard on, not me!
Ah well, that was the end of the best bits.
After the girls, the whole thing turned to shit.
This giant mumpet turned up with a machine gun
and started blasting away until there was nothing
but blood and guts and bits of body everywhere.
It was a real nightmare.
I bet you've never had a dream in your life, have you?
Yeah, must be peaceful.
Here, have a bit of that. That's it, that's it...
I hate dreams.
Yo, Ricy, you mad bastard!
Ricy, how did you get on?
Hello, Guv'nor. All my people paid to the penny.
Twenty seven hundred.
Perfect! Give the lads a drink.
What do you want done with Danny?
Well, sort him out.
His face is bleeding. Sort him out.
Anybody have any trouble?
Put it on here. Oh nice, look at this!
Come on Danny, you heard the guv'nor.
Here's a bonus. Alright?
Sort yourself out, OK?
Come on Danny. Danny! Come on! Danny! Come on!
Here, give us a pose!
Oh yeah, beautiful! Yeah...
Oi! Get back in the car. Fuckin' beast
I want to get closer. That's it.
No, don't get your fingers on it. Your monkey. Give us it.
Look at him!
No, not here!
Yes, you're right. Let's go somewhere more comfortable.
You're so rough!
Yeah... Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
Turn the light on!
Turn on the lights!
I like to see you who I'm making love to.
What the fuck... Shit! Fuck!Jesus! You sick bastard!
hi! Where are you going?
Much obliged! Fuckin'ell...
No way, boss.
Hey, Nigel! OK, Bart, All right... You want this?
Turn it round, keep it running,
and keep your eye out for the old bill.
Good luck, son!
Luck? Don't need it, bruv!
You know what I have always found fascinating
about this whole situation of yours, Bart buddy?
How you basically turned a man into a dog.
Well, it's like my sainted Mum used to say.
Get 'em young enough and the possibilities are endless.
Unlike yours at the moment.
So hmm... So let me work this through one more time.
I don't pay you, you take his collar off.
You take his collar off, he beats us all to death,
Now, who's the bright penny?
So it's in my best interest to keep that collar on.
Danny! Kill him! Danny! Kill him! Danny!
When you're finished with the master, kill the dog.
You fuckin' bastard!
Good to see you Mr. Yussef.
Find anything to you like yet?
I don't know what it is with people...
Maybe I've got a speech deficiency.
Take what you want...
Oh, no. My mum didn't bring me up to be a pig.
Not like some people I know. I only take what I'm owed.
But this time... Yeah...
With a little interest. Because you are...
What are you looking at?
Just enjoying the show.
Don't you ever leave my sight again!
You said ' stay in the car".
Shut the fuck up!
Get in, you bitch!
I don't believe it!
He just stood there and watched them beat the crap out of me!
Even a dog has got the brains to come to his master's defense!
Bite'em! Claw'em! Piss on 'em!
Anyhing for fuck's sake!
Jesus, boss, you don't look too good.
Another original thinker.
No, I just meant that maybe you might want to go home.
Just the antiques place.
No, let's do it.