Fresh fish here, caught this morning! It's a bargain!
Look what I've got to show you here. I have 12 wonderful plates for one shilling.
Here's a bargain you'll not see in this market for years to come.
The late Lord Marsbury wore this.
Farthing. Thank you, Miss.
Sir, join the army? Queen's shilling.
Matches! Spare a farthing!
Lady, give us a farthing!
Just a farthing for the baby!
Fresh rabbits, caught today! Come along, now!
Here we are, some lovely Yorkshire hams! Lovely pies!
Pies!
York pies!
Hot pies!
Come on, now! Get your pies!
Ha'penny a pie!
I repeat, for the first time, you have your last chance to see...
...Madame Doasyouwouldbedoneby in her greatest role...
...the head of an Indian princess.
Just the head! A living head! Not the body, just the head!
A miracle of our time! Roll up! Only a penny a ticket!
A penny a ticket! Roll up!
For the first time in your fair city see Madame Doasyouwouldbedoneby...
Come on now. Keep moving.
Only a face. Move on.
No body.
Come on, sir. Keep moving. Fantastic.
Sensational. Move on, laddie. Move on. Come on, keep moving.
Go on, son. Keep moving.
Keep moving.
Come on now. Keep moving.
Keep moving.
Only a head.
Move on, move on!
Roll up! Roll up! For the first time in your fair city!
I repeat, for the first time, you have your last chance to see...
...Madame Doasyouwouldbedoneby in her greatest role...
...the head of an Indian princess.
Where hast you been, Thomas?
Where hast you been?
Hast ever seen such an ungrateful wretch as this, Mr. Masterman?
Can't say as I ever had wished to, Mr. Grimes.
What happens to apprentices what dodge their masters, Damiel?
They're flogged and deported to Botany Bay.
Is our young cockney whelp aware of that?
Work, is it, Mr. Grimes? Aye, work, very important work.
We have an appointment at Harthover Hall.
High cockalorum?
Very high cockalorum!
Come on, Wilfred.
Harthover Hall?
High cockalorum, indeed! Indeed!
Get your pies! York pies!
Pies! York pies!
Lovely pies!
Ha'penny a pie!
York pies!
Foolish.
It's dangerous, Damiel.
Yes, but do you want to be a chimney sweep...
...all your life, Mr. Grimes?
Or a toff with a coach and four and a pack of servants?
Or a snapped neck if they catch us.
You know what they say about Harthover Hall, Mr. Grimes?
What do they say about Harthover?
Speak up, lad, or I'll knock thy eyes out.
They say it's got more chimneys...
...than I've had clouts across me ear, old Mr. Grimes.
And here's another one.
Stay down there till I tell thee!
Here.
Have a good swig of that, and get to sleep.
It's a long day tomorrow.
If this works tomorrow...
...we're made men.
Made men!
Good night, boy.
5:00 in the cold, wet morning!
It's time you were up, Mrs. Crodgely.
5:00 in the cold, wet morning.
Come on. Good boy.
Where's this then, Mr. Grimes?
"Where's this then?"
China.
Where dost thou think? Yorkshire. Can't thou see it's Yorkshire?
I know it's Yorkshire, Mr. Grimes.
Well, then...
I've never seen it clean before.
We're in the country.
Is that what they call it? Lovely, isn't it, Mr. Grimes?
I shall retire here. Shut up.
Walk on, Wilfred.
Come on, you, take this dog!
Get a hold of this.
And keep up!
Get!
Come on, Wilfred.
There you are.
Harthover Hall.
I shall retire there instead.
Don't be daft.
Young Thomas, that enough chimneys for thee?
I shan't be through sweeping those before Christmas, Mr. Grimes.
Wilfred, come.
Next year.
This ain't no burial ground.
What's your business?
What's our business?
We've come to clean chimneys. What's it look like?
I thought you was the undertaker, going to bury him.
He is dead, isn't he? Walking dead?
And see you don't come out with more than you went in with!
What does he mean?
We've got no time for poachers.
Poaching? Perish the thought!
A nasty suggestion, killing poor, dumb beasts.
It's nasty, very nasty.
And just remember...
...Squire Harthover is the Justice of the Peace.
And it's the gallows in these parts...
...for fellows that take things that don't belong to them.
So think on.
We'll do that. We'll think on.
Come on. Come on, Wilfred.
Not front.
Around back.
What a disgusting, filthy disgrace to humanity you are.
I'm Grimes, missis.