It's me. Pick up.
No, thank you.
Hey, it's me.
Brandon, where are you?
This is me calling you.
"I find you disgusting."
"I find you inconsolable. I find you invasive."
This is what the cynics used to say.
Companies would refuse to look into the future.
They would say, "Can we stop this virus?"
As if it was a negative progression.
But it's growing.
More and more, with a momentum that is unstoppable.
Now some kid snorts the
entire load of his mother's spice cupboard.
Post that on YouTube.
They would watch as it becomes the buzz word
amongst high school students everywhere.
Eventually, the cynicism is turning into awe.
Do you know what's going on with my computer?
They took it.
Yeah, I know. Someone could have told me.
Some kind of virus.
Okay, me again.
I'm dying. I have cancer. I have one week to live.
The very worst kind of cancer.
Of the vulva...
You're such a dick.
What are you doing, man?
All right, gentlemen. If you just please make yourselves at home.
Thank you. Thank you.
It falls upon me as your beloved boss to propose a toast.
I just hope my wife appreciates it.
Get a new tie, please.
Oh, my goodness.
I love women in suits.
I love women in suits.
We could talk business,
I would rearrange my life.
Wow, she's beautiful. Gray suit?
I'm gonna go talk to her. Count me down.
You should go talk to her.
Yeah, you should.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Twenty bucks says he fucks it up.
Hi, excuse me. Listen, I don't want to beat around the bush.
I think you're absolutely gorgeous. My name's David.
Hi, David. Elizabeth.
Nice to meet you.
Elizabeth. That's a beautiful name.
Hi, I'm David. I don't mean to be rude.
Hi, how are you? David. Nice to meet you.
Listen, can I buy you a drink? Can I buy you all drinks?
Sure. Why not? I would love that.
That would be my pleasure. What are you guys drinking?
Well, we were thinking shots. You were thinking shots?
We just did shots of tequila.
Would you guys like a shot of tequila?
Bring it on. Love it.
Excuse me. Bartender?
Can we get four shots of your finest tequila?
Thank you very much.
I can see you're very successful.
I think part of the secret to my success is attention to detail.
Play the game.
Blue or green?
I like games. I like this game.
Blue. Green. Green, it's green.
I don't know how you change the color of your eyes like that.
How do you do that so quickly?
That's amazing. That's a real talent.
Detail man. Hey, buddy.
This guy, right here, fucking nailed it today.
I want you to know you fucking nailed it. You're the man.
Your pitch, amazing.
Listen, we're playing a game here.
Close your eyes again. Blue or green?
Brown. Fuck off.
All right. You, Loren, close your eyes.
You're just making that up. See? He's good.
He's just picking colors randomly.
You can have his shot.
Excuse me. We need another shot, please.
You can put these on me.
No, I told you, I had it.
No, I have it.
I'll get the next round. Sure.
You're a strong, independent woman. I like that.
Thank you. Cheers. To nailing it...
To nailing it. To nailing it.
To nailing it. ...and to success.
I love that.
So what do you girls do for fun?
You hear this song?
I love this song, I wrote this song,
I would love it if you would dance with me
to this song that I wrote for you.
Come on. Let's go on the dance floor. One song.
Yeah, come on. You're a fun girl.
It'll be fun.
I'll bring her back. Swear to God.