Hey there, Kevin.
You're over awfully early today.
Kevin, what have you done to my child?
What have you done?
You're still down to jam, right?
Yeah, I'm still fucking down, man,
but I've been sitting in a parking lot
for 45 fucking minutes.
Just tell me where I'm going.
Just know that it was all for you.
Every last drop.
I have no idea what that means.
I need the fucking address!
Chloe, what are you up to tonight?
I'm sorry, who's this?
Of course, sorry,
it's Kevin, you know, with the goods.
Oh, my God, I'm sorry,
I thought I had your number saved for sure.
It's all right.
I mean, 'tis the life of a dealer, I suppose.
I didn't mean it like that.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, really.
But in all seriousness, kinda actually why I'm calling.
You see I'm friends with this guy that lives out west
who happens to be visiting some family in town.
Point is, he shipped an ounce of OG haze here
to try and flip while he's around.
Didn't work out so well for him
and now he needs to get rid of it before his flight out
in the morning and he's looking to me to cover it
but I told him I could probably do only like half the weight
so I thought I'd hit you up, see if you could cover
the other half it's like 350 all together.
Pretty good deal, right?
Yeah, it sounds like a great deal, but I don't know,
I can't just lay down all that money at one time
and I work tomorrow and it's already getting kinda late.
It's never too late for a deal.
Maybe like in a week I could hit you up for a gram or two?
Look, just hear me out.
So you're spending 350 on three quarters,
now that breaks down into six eighths,
which you could easily flip for like 50,
maybe 55 bucks a pop if you find a couple suckers.
Yeah, actually I'll tell you what,
I'll go ahead and cover another eighth
so that way you're only paying like 315.
Don't you have friends for this sort of thing
that do this?
You're saying we're not friends?
No, that's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying like friends
that do this sort of thing more often.
Look, you buy weed often from me often enough,
so I thought maybe you'd like to get in on a little deal.
This guy is trying to move fast
and I need someone I can trust.
How do we do this?
Is my place all right?
I mean, West Coast homie is nearby,
no chit chat, in and out, I promise.
Okay, well, then will you text me your address?
Yeah, I'll see you soon.
National weather service in Northern Indiana
has issued a tornado warning
for northern Adams County, Indiana--
Feel like I'm here,
not just like I'm observing,
but I'm actually here and I'm better.
Kinda want to--
Blah blah blah blah.
Shut the fuck up.
Did you even consider being a satanist?
Well, I try to be,
this is what's ridiculous.
As a child as a 13, 14-year-old
I said the Lord's Prayer back with black candles
but at that point I was--
Official level of what was essentially
a major ration of Christianity
and I looked deeper and further into what other options
there were and I discovered Wicca and Paganism
because in the Northern European sense of the word
it was like Wicca and paganism is pre-Christian.
And once you quit whining long enough
for me to get a word in edge wise, I said, listen up.
Your hubby was over 100 pounds overweight.
He smoked three packs of cigarettes a day.
God did the killing, he killed himself.
Oh, my God, who put you on the air?
What the fuck is this shit?
Every night, the same shit.
Quit whining about the will of God.
It wasn't God's will, it was his.
Your destination is ahead on the left.
What the fuck?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Anybody here, here, here, here?
Pretty good cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese.
I am so sorry.
No one was answering the door so I came around.
- Hey. - Hey.
I'm so sorry about that.
I'm Chloe, I'm Kevin's friend.
Stu, also Kevin's friend.
Nice to meet you.
Shoot, let me get that.
I hear you live out west.
Well, Kevin said you were visiting family or something?