Those days were amazing
You know, being a kid, you know, what eIse was l to do but to live the Dragon, you know?
l study the music note for note. l read every interview
Copied every outfit, every move, you know, every look
And Pittsburgh, you know, my pursuit of perfection was relentless
Because, the take that study music deserved that
Rob, you’re not nailing the squeal
l have no idea what you’re talking about
Check it out
Play it like that
That’s it. That’s a ping, not a squeal
Sounds just like the tape, man. No. Raunchier
Again, please.
That was great. Thank you.
From the top.
Hold on!
Hey, Jeremy, no.
What are you doing? You know what this is?
Lubricator, signed by all five band members with the original cover.
Look. Jorgen’s name is misspelled. It should be an ,,E.,,
You know how much l can get for it?
Peace to you too, dude. Try it like this.
Mom? Mom, isn’t my room off-limits?
I’m sorry, Chris. Oh, what were you doing?
How are you? Good. How’s Willard?
He’s fine. You look nice. Thank you.
Here, hold on. You got a smudge.
Bye. Gotta run. Bye. Love you.
Love you too. Bye.
l need more power! l want more!
Come on, come on.
Nina and Samantha!
Hey, Chris.
Coming to my show in a week? Of course.
Want to hand out fliers? Absolutely.
You guys look awesome. Bye.
We’re a band called Blood Pollution...
...a Steel Dragon tribute band, the best in Pittsburgh.
Thank you.
l wrote this one for someone who ripped out my heart.
And put it through a bloody blender!
That’s right.
This one’s for Kim, who makes me want to stand up and shout.
Em, I’ll be right back, okay?
Excuse me.
You think l could have one?
Not without a blowjob and a sex change, pal. But have a nice day.
Come on, girIs. This way. See you, Chris.
Oh, that was awesome!
That was the heaviest since Columbus in ,77.
Heavier than the Demented tour.
l ask you, did they not rock? They totally rocked.
Guys.
What the...?
Come on.
Oh, l thought l smelled pussy.
Look who’s here.
lf it isn’t Yoko Ono and the Fag Five. What are you doing?
Making sure nobody sees some cut-rate copy band.
Cut-rate? This dude can’t even tune his own guitar.
You could work on your lipsynch. l don’t lipsynch.
Be doing everyone a favor if you did. ass breed.
You could get the outfit right.
Boots from the Wasted tour and a cheap Twisted jacket.
You are so fully wrong, cocksmoker. This is official issue.
The actual vest Bobby wore on the Twisted tour.
My dad bought it from someone who knows them.
Sorry, but your dad got ripped.
The lapeIs should be blue, there’s no green in the embroidery.
As a matter of fact, can anybody here honestly say...
...they’re ever seen Bobby Beers with a jacket with red lapeIs?
No, l can’t. l don’t think so.
maybe You can make me some pants like his.
Or did your girlfriend already ripped out the seats in the Dodge?
No. First tell me what you put there to make people think you’re a guy.
This is not me, baby. You and a few ballet slippers.
You want a piece of my package? No, I’m good.
Want to see how a real man Don’t touch her.
Let go of my cape. Let go of my cape!
Get your ass out of bed.
Get out of here，man.
Let’s go. Get up. Get out of here.
Move it.
Where you hiding your stash these days?
Get out! l didn’t do anything.
That’s the problem. You never do anything.
Get out of here, pig! God Fucking
Come on!
Mom! Mom!
Jeez, boys. Quit. Break it up. Chris, give him a break. Come on.
Stop it! Tell him to get out!
Used to be my room. Not anymore!
Because l moved out when l was 18.
We’re having breakfast. Keep him out!
Get ready for work. Will you go downstairs?
Keep him out! All right, he’s gone.
So you arrested Mervin for drunk driving?
He was parked on the Brennemans, lawn.
Claims he was going out for ice cream. Same story.
Chris, so how was the show? It was fine.
The freaks were out in force. Why weren’t you busting heads?
Female officers handle that crowd. -You want to go?
Chirs，Come on. Saved again. Should take her to work.
Good one. Did they do Black Babylon?
They haven’t played that since Osaka in ,75.
That is pathetic that you know. l love that song.
Okay, genius, who’s buried in Grant’s tomb?
It’s twisted that you’re still living at home, stealing Mars makeup.
Who’s buried in Grant’s tomb?
How much longer will you put up with this?
The rock star fantasy thing is something you grow out of at 1 4.
lf l get lucky, I’ll get to grow up and listen to Air Supply like you.
What’s wrong with Air Supply?
Nothing, if you’re from the Village People.
You know what the sickest thing is about you?
It’s that you don’t have any fantasies of your own.
You fantasize about being somebody eIse.
Wearing somebody eIse’s clothes. Singing somebody eIse’s songs.
It’s pathetic.
Get a haircut. Okay, Satan’s allegiant.
Have a good one, son.
You didn’t eat. Later. l love you guys.
Love you too.
l love you. You do this every time.
l question his sexuality, Ma. l do.
Here’s the procedure, so it won’t happen again. Don’t stick a pen in.
I’ll give you a simple one-two-three procedure.
It’s 1 -2-3. Pop that down, push this.
Pull back on this lever, free up the jam and you can access--
Is there something wrong?