It was a storybook ceremony today inside Westminster Abbey,
where the future king of England,
Prince Philip, Duke of Cambridge,
married his childhood sweetheart, Lady Martha Fitzroy.
Thousands came to cheer the couple
and to cheer the prince's younger brother,
Prince Henry,
known affectionately as "Prince of England's Hearts,"
and their younger sister, Princess Beatrice,
whom all the world adores.
The wedding reception boasts a who's who of international guests,
including Alex Claremont-Diaz,
the charismatic son of the American president.
Also representing the U.S. is Nora Holleran,
the vice president's granddaughter.
She's talking about us.
Mr. Claremont-Diaz is often referred to
as "The American Prince Henry."
Here's an idea.
How about we skip the party tonight
and go do touristy things instead?
No. Are you crazy?
I want to see Buckingham Palace, don't you?
Okay, you've been yucking my yum all day.
What's going on with you?
It's... it's the whole Prince Henry comparison thing.
He's spent his entire life attending fancy events like this.
He was trained for this.
I feel like if I use the wrong fork at dinner, they're just...
gonna eat me alive.
Just remember, you're handsome and charming and everyone loves you.
It's nice to see you again.
When the revolution happens, it will be because of this wedding.
Oh, shut up, Henry, and get into the spirit of the thing.
Oh, hello. Hi. - Oh, hello.
The cake alone costs 75,000 pounds.
They practically had to break the doors down to get it inside.
It's obscene.
You're not gonna want to hear this,
but that Prince Henry is so yummy.
Nora, no.
He's such a snob. - I don't know, man.
If I was gonna go for a rich white boy,
that is the rich white boy I'd go for.
But he's the worst kind of rich white boy.
So smug and entitled.
He's a prince, Alex.
He's literally entitled.
Oh, you know what is obscene?
Is how attractive the president's son is.
Have you ever met him?
Yes, a few times.
He's very... animated.
He's the world's rudest person.
He's the world's most irritating person.
Also, I swear that he is not six-two.
It's wonderful to see you.
Nice to meet you as well.
I have heard so much about you.
You're sticking with me tonight. Come on. Here we go.
How's it going?
Ooh, I'll take that.
Oh, that's nice.
Henry!
What's up?
Long time no see.
Alex.
Killer wedding, man.
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
Ah, yeah. Who doesn't love a little Mozart?
Actually, it's Schubert.
Although you got to wonder how many families
you could feed with what this cake cost.
Probably not as many as if we put your shoes on auction.
Rude.
Tell me something, Your Majesty.
Magnificent day.
Yes, Alex?
Uh, did your parents send you to snobbery school
or does looking down on people just come naturally to you?
Well, in your case, I would say it's rather inevitable.
We are the same height!
If you say so, Alex.
Great to see you. - You, too, Your Majesty.
Actually, it's "Your Royal Highness."
"Your Majesty"is reserved for the king.
Oh, thank you for the etiquette lesson.
You are desperately in need of one.
You know what?
I am so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I can fix this, I can fix this.
That is 100-year-old whisky.
Just-just give me your handkerchief.
I-I got it.
Got it.
It'll be fine.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Henry!
♪I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation♪
♪You're living in the past, it's a new generation♪
♪A girl can do what she wants to do♪
♪And that's what I'm gonna do♪
♪And I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation♪
♪Oh, no♪
♪No, no, no, no, no, no, no♪
♪Not me♪
♪Me, me, me, me, me, me, me♪
♪And I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation♪
♪Never said I wanted to improve my station♪
♪And I'm only doing good when I'm having fun♪
♪And I don't have to please no one♪
♪And I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation♪
♪Oh, no♪
♪No, no, no, no, no, no, no♪
♪Not me♪
♪Me, me, me, me, me, me, me♪
♪Oh, no♪
♪No, no, no, no, no, no, no♪
♪Not me♪
♪Me, me, me, me, me, me, me♪
♪I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation♪
♪I never been afraid of any deviation♪
♪And I don't really care if you think I'm strange♪
♪I ain't gonna change♪