AL MONTE: Hey, hey, hey! You're digging the master jock for solid rock.
Sweet Al Monte blasting, babies.
Being bold and pouring coal on station KRML in quaint little Carmel-by-the-Sea.
And we're right next door to magnificent Monterey, home of the annual jazz festival.
And don 't forget, even though it's four months away, you got to get your tickets, Jim,
because they're going fast and they can 't last.
All right, now. The time is 7: 54 and there's a breeze of 50 degrees
around your ever-loving hips, and the weatherman says we have a taste of fog.
I say we got a bowl of soul, and if you think your heart can take it, whoo!
Come fly higher with The Heavy!
Now we're gonna wrap it up for the week, folks.
A brand new release from the funk capital of the world, Squeeze Me.
Uh-oh. Here he comes, the big "D" himself, Dave Garver.
Dave, people, is gonna bring you five hours of mellow groove.
So, in the meantime, this is Sweet Al Monte saying
hang in there, babies, because everything is going to be everything.
Bye.
Hey, what's that letter you got there? Is that that Frisco gig?
Yeah. All right, so what's happening?
They want the usual thing. A biography, pictures.
Oh, really? Is that that Madge Brenner chick?
Yeah, she's the one putting it together.
Well, in that case, David, you're in.
How do you figure that?
(LAUGHS) Now, David, come on, man. Are you kidding?
Hey, she's a grandmother. Well, so when did that ever stop you?
Hey, man. You better get a move on. I already played your theme.
Yeah, I heard it. You're a real human being.
And you're on the air, baby.
All right.
"Men have destroyed the roads of wonder
"And their cities squat like black toads
"In the orchards of life nothing is clean or real
"Or as a girl,
naked to love or be a man with"
This is Dave Garver with a little verse, a little talk
and five hours of music to be very, very nice to each other by.
KRML, Dave Garver speaking. WOMAN: Hello?
Hi, what'll it be? Play Misty for me.
Misty, huh? We have that right on the play rack. Thanks for calling.
I see you got your little Misty chick calling you again. All righty.
Swing low. You take it easy now, huh?
See you in the a.m.
KRML, Dave Garver.
Hi, Murphy. Oh. Hi, Dave. No messages for you.
No? Heard your show tonight.
Yeah? Well, it sure beats hell out of working for a living.
Thanks for the plug. What are friends for?
Bartender. Coke? Coming right up.
Uh-uh. She's waiting for someone.You sure?
That's what she says. Guys have been striking out all night.
One game?
Cry Bastion? What else?
Okay, coach. You asked for it.
Don't take all night. Move.
Okay.
Move.
Palfrey's Gambit.
Dirty rat. Are we playing Copenhagen rules?
Make it easy on yourself, Murph.
Cry Bastion.
Sorry, no Bastion.
Damn, I didn't see that.
It's too bad, Murphy. Too bad.
Careful now. That ought to do it.
Be really careful now.
Careful.
Hi.
He doesn't see it. Oh, yeah?
Cry Bastion.
Fool's ploy, my man. Fool's ploy.
Care to play the winner? I'll just watch.
My name is Dave Garver. Evelyn Draper.
Sit down, Evelyn Draper?
Care for a drink? Okay.
What'll it be? Surprise me.
Screwdriver.Nice game.
Congratulations.Thank you.
What happened? I won.
How? When?
When you said, "Okay."
I ought to be mad.
But you're not.
Not really.
Well, it certainly was nice of you to bring me home, Mr...Garver?
That's right.
I don't think I've been
stood up on a date since the ninth grade back in Albany.
Is something wrong?
No. I keep getting the feeling I know you from someplace.
You do?
Here. Why don't you let me do that? Oh, no, no. That's all right. I've got it.
Why don't you see if you can get the fire started?
There are some matches right next to it.
All right.
It's getting late. You're sure I'm not keeping you up?
No. I rarely get to bed before 3:00 a.m.
I didn't have a date tonight.
I went there because you talk about it on your program sometimes.
And I wanted to meet you.
I listen to you all the time.
I knew somebody was out there.
(LAUGHS) You're making fun of me. No, I'm not.
Say something else, huh? Such as?
"Play Misty for me"?
Very good.
You sure I'm not keeping you up? Don't you like me?
You're a very nice girl.
But who needs nice girls?
No, I like them.
I'm kind of hung up on one.
And you don't want to complicate your life.
That's exactly right. Well, neither do I.
But that's no reason we shouldn't sleep together tonight, if we feel like it.
Solid silicone.
Hi, ho, David, my man! How you been, baby?
See you got the joint cleaned up for once. The Heavy digs it.
Care for a beer? No, not really.
I could go for something more uplifting, but not a brew, David. Not a brew, my man.
Beer is all we've got. Hey, Al, you're gonna have to ease on out.
I got a heck of a lot of work to do today.
Yeah, but you don't understand, man. I've been sent over here to get you.
By whom?
That old chick I go with. What's her name?
Carol? Yeah, that's the one.
Girl thinks you've been working too hard, man. She said we should get together and go out tonight. Blast the town open a little taste.
Who's this "we"?
Me, you, her and one of them hens that you can dig up.
Man, there is a fantastic new Mexican place in Carmel called Susinos.
And the albondigas soup is not to be believed. It is a mind-bender...