Why're we stopping?
It's the car.
You know, these old cars, they're always overheating, so.
Okay, so now what?
We just gotta wait a couple minutes.
I don't wanna be late for the party.
Just a couple minutes.
I got an idea of what we could do
while we're waiting.
Oh yeah, what's that?
Butt stuff.
What?
Kissing, I thought we could just kiss.
Classic
American
kissing.
I should call my sister and tell her I'm gonna be late.
Sure.
Yeah, do that.
Family first.
Then teamwork.
Hey.
No, we're on our way.
No.
Jay's car overheated,
so we're just waiting for it to cool down.
No, I'm fine.
I am fine, trust me.
No, he's not.
Mandy.
Trust me.
Okay, I'll see.
Mandy, please don't tell Mom
because, you know,
the way she gets.
Everything okay?
Yeah.
How's the car?
Probably just got another couple of minutes.
Hey,
I stole some Halloween candy
from some kids in my neighborhood.
You want a piece?
Yeah, actually, I do.
Ah.
What?
What do you say?
Trick-or-treat?
There you go, go for it.
I can't feel anything.
You got it, just pull on it!
Pull on it!
- Please. - I'm trying, it's stuck.
Just keep pulling on it.
Keep grabbing.
It's like a Toostie Roll.
It's a full-size candy bar.
What?
What happened?
What?
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
Where you going?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You don't have to go, it was just a joke.
You're fucking disgusting.
It was a joke!
What're you doing?
Jay, just fuck off.
You're just gonna walk home?
I'll find a ride, just go.
Sara, it was just a joke.
I'll find a ride, just go, just go.
You know, it's going to be hard for you to find a ride
when you don't have this.
Give me that.
Give me that.
You want this?
Give me the phone.
- Give me the phone. - Ooooooh.
Have fun walking, bitch.
Jay!
Jay!
Asshole.
Fuck!
Oh, shit!
Hello?
I just need to use your phone.
Can somebody help me, I just need,
I just need to use the phone.
Hello?
Hello?
Is anyone in here?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Sara.
Jay?
Jay!
Trick 'r treat.
It's another beautiful October day here in Yost Town.
Halloween's right around the corner, folks.
I'll be in Inebriate City for the two for ones
and don't forget, the girls with the sluttiest costumes
get in free and drink till they pass out.
I'm your man, DJ Dick, "from 105.6 The Mix,"
putting hits all up in your mouth.
Have you ever killed anything?
What?
Like, when you were younger.
Every kill a bird, cat or anything?
I killed a pet fish by overfeeding it once.
Have you ever just wanted to just kill someone?
I don't know, maybe.
Hey, what's up with you and Ricky anyway?
Did you fuck him yet?
Jesus, Mandy.
What?
Don't tell me you haven't fucked him yet.
Maybe.
Whatever, Melissa.
At least given a handy?
You're such a slut.
Oh wait, look.
There she is.
Who?
Old Aunt Ethel.
Why do they call her "Old Aunt Ethel?"
Because, like 20 years ago,
she killed her entire family in that house