Hey! Come on. Let's move!
- Let me see. - No!
Come on. I made you a special breakfast.
You can't cook.
Hey, Mary, open up!
You look beautiful.
I look like a Disney character.
Where's the "special"?
You said you made me a special breakfast.
Please don't make me go.
You can keep homeschooling me.
I've taught you everything I know.
But I don't wanna go.
Well, I don't wanna go to work, but I do.
You don't go to work. You fix the boats on a dock.
Okay. It's a poor example, but you're still going.
But what about Fred?
What about him?
You won't take care of him.
You don't like cats.
I don't like two-eyed cats.
Fred, as you know, is monocular.
Who's gonna throw him his ping pong ball?
Fred's gonna be fine. No more argument, okay?
We've discussed this ad nauseam.
What's ad nauseam?
Oh, you don't know?
Well, looks like someone needs school.
This is gonna be fun.
You're gonna meet kids today
you can borrow money from the rest of your life.
You're gonna be great.
You know, just...
I don't know. Try bein' a kid.
Frank, I know you hear me.
There's still time for you to undo this nonsense.
Go get in your car and go get that child.
Are you technically allowed to
use those keys whenever you want?
How can you stand there...
acting all calm and everything, Frank,
and make light of this?
Now go get her back before it's too late.
She gotta get out in the world.
She has no friends her age.
No social skills.
She doesn't know how to be a kid.
Two nights ago, she told me
that even if Germany bails out the euro...
there could still be a worldwide depression.
I was staring at the ceiling for three hours.
I'm so worried.
Come on, Roberta.
If you start crying,
I'm gonna have to pretend to start crying.
You know, there's something you could be overlookin'.
This could work out.
But if anybody takes that baby away...
I'll smother you in your sleep.
One plus one is two.
That is fact number one of today.
Who can tell me what two plus two is?
Who's got it?
It is. Two plus two is, indeed, four.
Okay, who wants to try three plus three?
Three plus three? Really?
I beg your pardon?
What kind of school is this anyway?
It's the kind of school
where students don't speak without permission.
All right. But everyone knows it's six.
Nobody in this classroom speaks...
unless they are called upon.
Okay? Is everybody clear on that?
Good. Mary, can you stand up please?
Stand on up. Stand up, babe.
These questions are for you because you're so advanced.
What is nine plus eight?
Yeah. Yes, it is. That's good.
15 plus 17?
Yeah. That is right.
All right, then.
Well, what is 57 plus 135?
Can you tell me...
what 57 multiplied by 135 is?
Who can tell me what four...
I don't think anyone can do that.
The square root is 87.7.
Now what does ad nauseam mean?
I have a very strange kid.
I have 27 strange kids.
That's great, guys, but take your seats, okay?
Oh, God. See ya.
Good morning, Ms. Stevenson.
Mind if I sit in?
Not at all!
I have a treat for you.
I would like to introduce you to our principal, Mrs. Davis.
Good morning, first graders.
Good morning, Mrs. Davis.