Good morning, Mother and Father.
Good morning, Tinashe.
Good morning, Mother and Father.
Good morning, Omma.
Good morning, Mother and Father,
and happy anniversary.
Yes, Meeka.
It is our anniversary.
Today, we celebrate 30 years of Zamundan prosperity,
30 years of service to our great nation
and 30 years of delicious fast food.
-We want to welcome you all to McDowell's Zamunda.
The McDowell's menu is in no way
influenced by the McDonald's menu.
They've got Egg McMuffins.
We've got Egg McStuffins.
We are also celebrating
the arrival of our new Beyond Big Mick Burger!
And it's all part of my lovely granddaughter's campaign
to reduce our, uh...
our what?
Carbon footprint.
And without using any animal by-products.
It's just good old-fashioned grass.
-So there's no meat?
-There's no meat.
Beautiful, leafy taste.
So delicious.
Maybe it would taste much better with a...
Pepsi.
Pepsi, the official soft drink of McDowell's Zamunda.
You look tired, Father.
Maybe he needs a nap.
I am the heir to the throne of Zamunda.
I shall not be shamed by my two daughters.
Three daughters!
-Yeah!
Behold! Prince Akeem in his natural element,
cowering at the mercy of the women in his life.
Semmi, perhaps you would like to spar with my daughters
and teach them some combinations.
No doubt, you are their best teacher, Your Majesty.
It is my daughters that teach me in the languages of the modern world.
For instance, are my princely robes not on fleek?
Oh, my God, Father. To be on fleek is no more.
Really?
I rather enjoyed being on fleek.
Your father has sent for you. He has an urgent matter to discuss with you.
Tell me, Semmi, this urgent matter--
does it concern my marriage to a suitor
who shall one day sit on the throne of Zamunda?
I will talk to Father alone.
And how is my father today?
He has already ordered my execution three times.
Oh, then he must be feeling better.
Prince Akeem!
Nexdorian soldiers.
I could not stop. They are coming.
Presenting the supreme leader of Nexdoria,
the conqueror of countries and hearts...
...the wrestler of lions,
the tamer of elephants,
the inspiration for Mufasa...
...the most well-endowed man in Africa,
General...Izzi.
Prince Akeem.
Whoa, look at you.
My condolences this day for your father,
the king.
Many thanks for your well wishes, General Izzi,
but as you know, my father still breathes.
Barely,
but for how long?
Why have you come here, General?
30 years ago, you left my sister at the altar.
Oh, here we go.
Now look at she.
Imani, always a pleasure.
If you had married her,
our countries would be united,
putting an end to decades of suffering for all our people.
General, throughout the years,
we have tried to help Nexdoria many times.
I would like nothing more than to help your country
relieve its burden of poverty.
Zamunda can only afford so much.
I did not come here for money.
I came here for blood.
But not the murder kind.
No, no, no, family blood.
Marriage blood, yes?
Has your daughter considered the proposal from my son?
Hey, Prince-o.
My fellow player.
Hey!
Yes.
I do not think that he and Meeka will ever happen.
Ever.
There is Bopoto, my daughter.
Perhaps your son can be...
Uh, ay...
But you don't have one.
The shame must be unbearable,
as a man, as a king,
without an heir with a nut sack.
Thank you for your visit, General.
Seeing you brings to mind
all of my father's favorite curses for you.
To call you a shit stain brought him much joy.
I advise you to reconsider my offer.
It is better to be bound by blood and marriage
than be divided by blood and war.
My time has come, my son.
You must heed my words before I'm gone.
Please don't leave us so soon, Your Highness.
Zamunda needs you.
Oh, shut up, Semmi!
You don't have to suck up to me anymore.
I'll be dead soon.
Why couldn't it be you, Semmi?
Yes, Your Majesty. His life is far too worthless.
His death would make me smile.
Baba.
The throne must pass to a male heir.
Yes, Father.
A male heir.
Once again, I apologize to you for all of the shame and disappointment
that my offspring's genetic makeup has caused you.
My son, it appears your shortcomings in masculinity