Yep, you're probably right.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Forget about my degree and experience.
What's important, after all, how you feel.
You tell me you like girls?
Great, go for it, buddy.
You like boys?
All the better.
You do what you feel.
I could tell you all about safe sex,
give you a condom, but it'd only be a matter of time
before you picked up some ungodly STD.
Unleashing all your carnal cravings on whatever sweet thing
walked through the door, yeah.
But I won't stop you.
Nope, you enjoy your herpes.
What the fu...?
Tastes like s'mores.
I like it black.
You're missing out on a whole world of flavor, man.
Hey, nice car, man.
Belonged to my ex.
What was his name?
Dave Hopper, my savior.
Get in here.
Look at you, big boy, look at,
you look good, considering, yeah.
Let's go take a look at your office, come on.
Well, show me the way.
It's a closet.
It's a start.
Uh huh, the door is bigger than the entire room.
You stole my title.
One of the best student papers I ever read.
How do you do it?
Well, when you're in chapel five days a week,
you got a lot to pull from.
Most of us used to swipe our card and leave anyways.
Until that landed you and your buddies
in front of my disciplinary board.
You really should not have run from the campus cops.
I just couldn't take another installment
of Dr. Nessey's, The Four Voices of the Tishbite.
The tortures of the damned, my friend.
What ever happened to him?
His wife left him for a woman.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean...
It's too soon, right?
That's all right.
At least she left me the car, right?
And the car payments and the student loans
and the... that is all behind you.
Now you are back with friends.
So where are you staying?
Aunt Patty.
I'm surprised she's still breathing.
Patty?
Patty?
Patty?
Whoa, what?
Yeah, I need to report a dead body.
Gotcha, Dave.
Gotcha.
I've been waiting weeks to do this.
What took you so long?
Good morning, everyone.
Good morning.
My name is Mr. Hopper.
Welcome to Psych 101.
Now, as far as I'm concerned the basis for our understanding of human behavior
can clearly be found in the Bible,
and that's where we'll begin.
Now we're gonna start each class
by answering one question.
Any question, I will give you
my honest black and white answer.
Give me something tough.
Anything.
Mr. Uh?
Nate.
Why does God hate gay people?
There it is.
The issue of your generation, the gays.
We hear things like it's the new normal,
an acceptable lifestyle, and that Christians,
and others who oppose that practice are homophobic.
Nate, I'm not afraid of homosexuality,
I just know that it's wrong.
It destroys people and families.
I've seen it.
Come in.
What's this?
Building a house?
Uh huh, for the psych department.
We have a psych department?
Not yet.
We wanna get the Cash Feed property over on Wabash,
have it ready for the fall.
Oh yeah, love that building.
Who's gonna head it?
I was hoping that you would.
I've taught like one class.
Nobody cares.
You've got real-world experience.
You're young, you're committed.
Board eats that sort of stuff up.
What?
It's ridiculous, I'm starting to think
we may not be able to get it.
Well, what ever happened to
attempt great things, expect great things?
There's a support group, okay?
The recently deceased owner of the property
willed it to them as long as they could raise money to pay the back taxes,
and it's only rumors, I have no way of knowing for sure,
but it sounds like they're getting close.
Is there no other building?
Not like that.
Not at that price or with that history.
It's breath-taking.
It smells good in there, Patty.
Do you need any help?
Do you like vajatas?
What?
Vajatas.
Do you like them?
Fajitas, I love fajitas.
That's what I said.