In Herman Williams' seminal work on the joys
of being a model train hobbyist, he writes,
"Many an hour have I spent
"blissfully lost in a world of my own creation.
"For the model train enthusiast,
"there exists a secret world of order and symmetry.
"Nestled into the corners of our basements and attics,
"we lord over a world
"where the hobbyist plays omnipotent creator.
"There, in 1:87 scale,
"the neighbors are always kind,
"the lovers always end up together,
"and the trains always take you to the far-off places
"you always swore you'd go."
In life, of course,
nothing is nearly as neat and tidy.
♪ Well, if you close the door ♪
♪ The night could last forever ♪
♪ And keep the sunshine out ♪
♪ And say hello to never ♪
♪ 'Cause all the people are dancing ♪
♪ And they're having such fun ♪
♪ I wish it could happen to me ♪
- ♪ So baby close that door ♪
♪ And never have to see the day again ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ I'd never have to see the day again ♪
♪ That's right ♪ Sing!
♪ I'd never have to see the day again ♪
Encore, Allie!
No!
I am way too drunk
to be singing in front of people.
Aw, but we love you! Come on!
And I wanna keep it that way.
Um, okay. That was for my beautiful, sweet,
darling fiance, Nathan.
Who loves that song very much.
Bubba, you wanna come up here?
- No.
Come on! It's our engagement party.
He's very shy!
Nathan! Nathan! Nathan!
Nathan! Nathan!
Did you like it? - It was amazing.
Hey, y'all...
Um, I'll just briefly say that she played that song for me
on our very first date
on a beautiful, old piano she found
at the back of an empty bar.
Well, you better go, girl! - Come on. Come on!
Always be closing. Absolutely!
Welcome to the family!
Allison... - Yes...
Every memory I cherish in my life has you in it.
Some of them are just tiny seconds.
The way you close one eye
when you really wanna focus on tasting something.
I do that. I do that.
I go, like...
I can't believe this is real.
It's real, baby.
Thank God. Mm.
I love you. - I love you.
Aw.- Okay. - Hey...
Um... Drink, smoke, be merry. Yeah.
And if you choose to sleep with Chip,
make sure he wears, like, 11 condoms.
I'm, like, literally a virgin.
He's kidding. He's kidding.
- ♪ Time keeps on coming ♪
♪ I've been all around ♪
♪ I'll keep on loving... ♪
No! No, no, no.
No. Come on, baby. No phone. - Oh.
When we get married, we have to make rules
about phones in the bed.
Oh, shut up.
You are on your phone, like, ten times more than me,
looking up rusty old trucks.
Uh, a '67 cloth top Bronco
is a work of art, baby. It's not a truck.
I'm looking at art. - Yeah. Oh.
Like this butt.
I am so high from that gummy you gave me.
What the fuck was that?
I still can't feel my ankles.
You don't need your ankles right now.
Yeah, but I would still like to feel my ankles.
Hey, come kiss me.
Hey, babe? - Yeah?
This creepy doctor from my sales list
is really trying to flirt with me on Instagram.
Maybe you gave him the wrong impression.
What?
Come on! As if!
I go in there, and I'm, like,
waving my engagement ring around.
You always say, "Flirting is a part of the job."
Someone's bound to get the wrong impression.
It's very light flirting.
Ah, okay. - It is!
It's like... It's just...
It's sushi with a smile,
so that he can write the fucking prescription,
and I can get a fat bonus,
and then
you and I can maybe one day
move to the city.
If we don't go to hell first.
Oh! Why would you say that?
Come on! - I'm sorry.
I'm only pushing HUMIRA, like,
I won't go to hell for moderate to severe psoriasis.
Come on. That would be so unfair.
Yeah, yeah.
Shut up.
Okay. Hey. - Mmm.
It's just a stepping stone, baby.
I know.
Do you think it's too late for astronaut school?
What?
What? - Nothing.
I could be a professional dancer.
Oh, word? - Yeah. Yeah.
You got them moves? - Ooh.
Wait, let me stand up.
I'm way better when I stand up.
Okay. - It's so much better when I stand up.
Are you ready? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoa. - What genre is this?
I don't know, but my body just goes...Go.
Is this modern, right?
This is professional. - Wow.
So I would appreciate it
if you took me seriously right now.
I'm taking you very seriously.