Ross: What's going on?
Phoebe: Well, we were um, sort of invited to go skiing, you know Rachel's sister's cabin.
Ross: So, for the whole weekend?
Monica: We're really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.
Ross: Yeah, that's ok, I mean if you guys all have to go away for the first weekend I'm alone by myself, you know then I totally, totally understand.
Phoebe: You know what? I can stay, I'm gonna stay. 'Cause the last time I went skiing I was to afraid to jump off the chairlift, I just went round and round.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs, we kinda need you to drive everybody up there in your grandmother's cab, but you know what, I'll stay. Noo! I'll stay. He's my brother.
Ross: What a pity stay? No! We're gonna have fun. We can make fudge!
Ross: Pity food? You know what, that's ok, all right, I don't need any of you to stay, ok? Nobody stays.
Chandler: Well, then, I might as well offer to stay.
Joey: Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?
Monica: Why? Do you think he's still mad at us?
Chandler: Well, he's probably more mad since you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.
Joey: What? Mine aren't tinted.
Phoebe: Chandler! ! What?
Phoebe: What's the sign say?
Chandler: Beam me up Jesus.
Phoebe: No, the 'No smoking' sign. There's no smoking in my Grandmother's cab.
Chandler: Ok, well, then, I I have to go to the bathroom. Oh! Please!
Monica: No! No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas.
Chandler: Oh, come on, there's a rest stop right up there! Come on, I really have to goooooooooo.
Joey: Oh, now I have to go! !
Rachel: Is that all that it takes? Sometimes just a small breeze.
Chandler: Here we go. Ok, brace yourself. What? Ok. Ow!
Phoebe: Aren't you gonna go? No. Thank you.
Monica: No, Rachel never pees in public restrooms.
Rachel: Well, they never have any paper in there you know. So my rule is 'no tissue, no tushy.' Well, if everybody's going.
Phoebe: Oh, you know what, don't close it the.keys.are in there. Oh, no no no no no no! !
Joey: What's going on? My lighter's in there!
Chandler: Damn! The tailpipe's not hot enough to light this!
Joey: Relax ok, I I I can get this open. Any anybody have a coat hanger?
Chandler: Oh I do! Oh, no, wait a minute, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning.
Monica: So, if your parents hadn't got divorced, you'd be able to answer a question like a normal person?
Joey: Look, I just need a wire something to jimmy it. Oh hey, one of you guys give me the under wire from your bra! What? ! What? !
Joey: Come on! Who has the biggest boobs? Please! !
Joey: Whoever has the biggest boobs, has the biggest bra, therefore has the biggest wire.
The Girls: No, not getting my bra! It's too expensive.
Joey: If you wanna get back in the car, we need the wire, your call.
Phoebe: Ok, Monica's are the biggest. Aw! These tiny, little non breasts? ! Please, gotta be Rachel.
Rachel: What, no, no, no, mine are deceptively small I mean, I I I actually sometimes, st stuff my bra.
Monica: All right then, your bra would still be big.
Rachel: No, I stuff outside the bra.
Chandler: Ladies, ladies, let's just compromise, ok? Phoebe, Rachel, take off Monica's bra.
Phoebe: All right, forget it, never mind, you can have mine. thank you. Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there.
Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that Crying Indian might come by and save us.
Phoebe: Ok, there.
Joey: Wow, thank you Phoebe, that is very generous.
Monica: Wow. This is nice. Were you planning on meeting somebody up there?
Chandler: Ok, now let's decide who has the nicest ass.
Joey: And there you go! Oh, yeahhhhh! !!
Monica: Oh Chandler! ! At least let me smoke it to the good part. Ok. Oh, no!
Rachel: What, what's, what's going on?
Phoebe: Yeah, this has happened before.
Rachel: So you know how to fix it? Yep. Put more gas in.
Carol: Hi.What're you doing here? Hey.oh just ah, I was just wondering, when, when you and I split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M*A*S*H and half the hostages coming home?
Carol: Ah yeah, but now it's Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.
Ross: Where's Ben? He's sleeping. Ahh. Ooh, is this a ah, is this a bad time?
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susan's gonna be home any minute, it's kind of an anniversary.
Ross: Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?
Carol: Different kind of anniversary. Ah! Oh.
Carol: Sooo, anyway.
Ross: Candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. 'Cause you know love lasts forever, you know. Nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, so Rachel and I broke up.
Carol: God, Ross I am so sorry. Yeah.
Carol: You know what, I wanna talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it. You free for dinner tomorrow night? Oh yeah, I'd love that.
Carol: Oh, great! Me too.
Ross: I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job.
Phoebe: Ok, yeah. Triple A can pick us up. Great!
Phoebe: Yeah, just what town are we near?
Monica: Free Freemont. West West westmont, ah Westburg?
Phoebe: Ok why are you answering? Do you know at least what route we're on?
Rachel: Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27.
Phoebe: Ok. We are at a rest stop on Route 27. Ok. There is no Route 27. Ok, either 93 or 76? I don't know, I'm sorry, I always slept in the back when we drove up here.
Phoebe: Ok. Hey, can you just uh send someone up and down 76 and just check every rest stop, and, and also 93? Ok! Yeah, no they don't do that.
Rachel: Ugh, ok, well somebody will come and save us.
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and pick us up.
Rachel: No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here!
Phoebe: But if. No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, you'll have to think of something else.
Phoebe: Oh good, oh Joey and Chandler are back.