Ross: Ok, look, we have nineteen minutes. Ok, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Ok.
And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Ok?
Chandler: Ok. All right! Fine! I'm going. But when I get back it's chair sitting, and I'm the guy who's...sitting in a chair!
Rachel: Is this a little too...Pheebs, what happened?
Phoebe: Hummus. I got the hummus.
Rachel: Ooooh! Honey, well we'll find you something. Do you wanna wear my black jacket?
Phoebe: That won't go with this dress though.
Rachel: No, you're right. Well, we'll find something. Let's just get you out of that. Come on.
Ross: No, no, no, no, no, no, not out of that, not out of clothes.
Rachel: Mo, Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?
Monica: I called him. Nooo.
Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's ok, it's ok, it's ok, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message.
It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?
Phoebe: Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're in such a breezy place.
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Joey: But, Monica, how are you gonna do that?
Monica: I know the code to his answering machine.
Ross: Ok, Mon, I really don't think this is the...Ok, you're dialing, you are dialing.
Richard: "Hi, this is Richard. Please leave a message at the tone."
Machine:"You have two new messages."
Joey: Wow, what a cool job. 'You have two new messages.' 'Please, pass the pie.'
Monica: "Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what.
So, I'm just checking. So, let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."
Joey: Hey, you can't say you're breezy, that, that totally negates the breezy.
Woman's Voice: Hola, it's me, yesterday was really fun. Call me about this weekend, ok?
Joey: Now she sounded breezy.
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
Phoebe: Monica, you don't know that. Well, who's voice was that?
Chandler: Maybe it was his sister's. You know, maybe it was his daughter's.
Monica: Michelle! Of course, it was Michelle! Did it sound like Michelle?
Ross: Great, great. It's starting to rain, that will make it easier to get a cab.
Monica: It was Michelle. Yeah. It was definitely Michelle.
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, God, what was I wearing? !
Ross: Well you don't, you don't know what you're wearing?
Rachel: Well, hon-ey. I'm just trying to look nice for your big night.
Ross: Yeah, which, which we have to leave for in exactly twelve minutes.
All right, come on, I'll just pick something out for you.
Chandler: Ok, you'll notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not.
So in the words of A.A.Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!" Ok.
Chandler: What're you doing?
Joey: Well you said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions.
Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair!
Joey: That's right! I'm taking the essence.
Chandler: Oh-ho, he'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room.
Ross: Look, I'm sorry, I thought it looked pretty.
Rachel: Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep.
Ross: Look, I didn't recognize it without that inflatable sheep.
Rachel: Yeah, which, by the way Chandler, I would like it back one of these days.
Phoebe: Oh, Rach, good, listen, isn't this perfect for me!
Rachel: Oh, it's perfect! But not for tonight.
Phoebe: Well, of course not for tonight. Yeah, hi!
Ross: Not for tonight. Not for tonight. Notonight! Wh-what, what, what, are you doing?
Rachel: No, I'm sorry, we didn't mean it. I love you, I love you, Breathe.
Chandler: We used them as pillows when we went camping.
Ross: What?
Chandler: The sheep.
Ross: Hey, what you do on your own time...
Joey: Where's my underwear? !
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, come on, what. You took his underwear?
Chandler: He took my essence!
Ross: Ok, now hold on. Joey, why, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?
Joey:'Cause I'm not wearing any underwear now.
Ross: Ok, uh, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Joey: It's a rented tux. Ok? I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues.
Chandler: Well, then it looks like somebody is gonna have to give somebody back his cushions.
Joey: Ok, you hide my clothes. I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you.
Chandler: What, what are you, what are you gonna show me my clothes?
Joey: Hey, opposite, is opposite!
Chandler: He's got nothing!
Phoebe: Ok, I'm ready. Oh, aaaah!
Phoebe: Rachel didn't have anything that I liked, so, but she had this Christmas ribbon, and I thought, 'All right, fine I'll be political.'
Chandler: What are you supporting? Duh! Christmas!
Ross: Ok, hey, that's ok with me. Two down and I have exactly twelve minutes...
What, my watch stopped. My watch. Ok, see, the, the dinosaur tail isn't going around anymore.
What time is it? It's 7:33, I have seven minutes. I have seven minutes! !
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, quick, what shoes should I wear? The black or the purple?
Ross: Just, just, just pick one, Ok?
Phoebe: Ok, ok, the black. But, oh, do you have black, with the little strappies?
Rachel: Yeahh, but, but those really go better with pants. Maybe I should wear pants?
Ross: Yeah, pants, what, what an idea. Or better yet, um, how about you go without any pants.
Look, I don't know what you're trying to do to me, but just get your butt in there and pick out any shoes that fit your feet, ok?
I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Ok?
Rachel: But I... No, no, no just do it. Go in there, pick something out, so we can go.
Rachel: All right. Thank you!
Monica: Ok. I've gotta call Michelle. I've gotta see if that was her voice or not. I'm sorry, I just have to.
Ross: It was, it was her voice.
Chandler: Monica, I think you've gone over to the bad place.
Michelle: Hola! Hello? Hello?
Monica: Ok. That was her right? Definitely.
Monica: See there you go. Woo! We're out of the woods. I think I'll get dressed now. Yay!
Phoebe: I'll get it, ok. Hi, Monica and Rachel's. Yeah, just a second, can I ask who's calling.
Oh, ew, it's Michelle! Ew! She, she must have that caller ID thing. You should get that.
Monica: Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake.
Monica: Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. I know. Well, you know how it is, it's just I-I...
Chandler: You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants.
But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?