All right, you!
What? No. Look, I told you I am not a part of this thing.
All right, look, Ross. I realize that you have issues with Carol and Susan, and I feel for you, I do.
But if you don't help me cook, I'm gonna take a bunch of those little hot dogs and create a new appetizer called "pigs in Ross". All right, ball the melon.
Hey! How come I'm stuck dicing, when he gets to ball the melon.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. How's it going?
It's going great. Right on schedule. Got my little happy helpers. Yeah.
That's fine, whatever.
What's the matter?
Nothing. Ok, everything. I think we're calling off the wedding.
What?
You're still gonna pay me, right? Or something a little less selfish.
Carol, what's the matter? What happened?
My parents called this afternoon to say they weren't coming.
Oh my God.
I mean, I knew they were having trouble with this whole thing, but, but they're my parents. They're supposed to give me away and everything.
Ok, I'm sorry.
And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and then she said we were not doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding.
I don't know what to do.
I uh can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think Susan's right.
You do?
Look, do you love her? And you don't have to be too emphatic about this.
'Course I do.
Well then that's it. And if George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them.
Look, I mean, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would've stopped me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it.
You're right. 'Course you're right.
So we're back on?
We're back on.
You heard the woman. Peel, chop, devil! Can't believe I lost 2 minutes!
It just seems so futile, you know? All these women, and nothing. I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.
Well, now you understand how I feel every single day. The world is my lesbian wedding.
Butterscotch? No one? All right, you'll be sorry later.
Thank you.
Any time.
Ross.
You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love.
Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Oh my God. Now I've seen everything! Whoa, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone! Go ahead, get married. Go, go.
Would you look at them?
Yeah, can't help but.
How's that pigintheblanket working out for you? Yeah, I wrapped those bad boys.
I miss Rose.
Oh, yeah?
I know it's kind of weird, but I mean, she was a big part of my life there, you know, and I don't know, I just feel kind of alone.
WoYou know, I uh, I couldn't help but overhear what you just said, and I think it's time for you to forget about Rose, move on with your life...how about we go get you a drink?
Ok, so nice.
I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right?
Hey, mom, are you having fun?
Oh, am I! I just danced with a wonderfully large woman. And three other girls made eyes at me over the buffet.
Oh, I'm not saying it's something I wanna pursue, but it's nice to know I have options.
There's more alcohol, right?
How you doing?
Ok.
You did a good thing today.
Em.
You wanna dance?
No, that's fine.
Come on. I'll let you lead.
Ok.
All right look. Penis schmenis. Ok? We're all people.
Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
Uh Mon, I was married.
Yeah, me too, technically.
I had a wedding.
All right, just trying to start an interesting discussion.
I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married?
Isn'tisn't Ben in this?
Oh yeah, absolutely. 'Course he's in.